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  1. #1061

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prismeru View Post
    Oddly enough, racism isn't racist and exists in just about every ethnic and racial group.

    Well, except ducks. Those guys are pretty chill.

    http://media.10news.com/photo/2013/0....0_640_480.jpg


    Wait, shit.
    Ducks are rapists though.

  2. #1062

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monkey King View Post
    Ducks are rapists though.
    And Racists. Shit man, Disneyland must live in perpetual terror of Donald's angry fits.
    Working thru some stuff. Dunno how long i will be here.

  3. #1063

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monkey King View Post
    Ducks are rapists though.
    I don't think I'll ever forget what I once saw while on a middle school field trip to Williamsburg, VA.

    My group was walking past a little pond, and I paused as I noticed a lone female mallard paddling about in the middle of it. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a group of males came swooping in and... let's just say that it was a traumatizing experience. I'll never be able to see those beady little eyes the way that I used to.

  4. #1064

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    If you think ducks are bad, you're, well, in for a bit of a surprise should you ever delve any deeper into that part of ornithology.

    There are some small bird species whose lonely males spot a happy pair in their territory, send one of the males to pretend to be a more robust female to attract the resident male's attention and reproductive urges and draw him away to have wild sex with the pretending male (who also enjoys it greatly, apparently), and then the rest of the males fly in and take turns practically raping the female to make sure their genes, too, get transmitted to the next generation of birds.

    Isn't nature wonderful? :)
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  5. #1065

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monkey King View Post
    Ducks are rapists though.
    Necrophiliac rapists, in fact, evidently.

  6. #1066

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dryish View Post
    If you think ducks are bad, you're, well, in for a bit of a surprise should you ever delve any deeper into that part of ornithology.

    There are some small bird species whose lonely males spot a happy pair in their territory, send one of the males to pretend to be a more robust female to attract the resident male's attention and reproductive urges and draw him away to have wild sex with the pretending male (who also enjoys it greatly, apparently), and then the rest of the males fly in and take turns practically raping the female to make sure their genes, too, get transmitted to the next generation of birds.

    Isn't nature wonderful? :)
    *Sees bird picture in his profile*

    Don't come near me Dryish¨.
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  7. #1067

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    Parrots are not small birds, geez.
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  8. #1068

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dryish View Post
    Parrots are not small birds, geez.

    I'll never trust birds again. They are now like the bros of the animal kingdom for me. Or something amog those lines. I mean, there are even gifs of birds with tiny fedoras and the internet is never wrong.

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  9. #1069

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prismeru View Post
    I'll never trust birds again. They are now like the bros of the animal kingdom for me. Or something amog those lines. I mean, there are even gifs of birds with tiny fedoras and the internet is never wrong.

    http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g1...psd9db3eed.gif
    Most parrots pair for life. e_e
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  10. #1070

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dryish View Post
    Most parrots pair for life. e_e
    Oh yeah, you're telling me that just to get into my pants. I know all about you, you and your sexual deviants friend birds.
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  11. #1071

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dryish View Post
    Most parrots pair for life. e_e
    I never knew you were such a romantic.

  12. #1072

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    Quote Originally Posted by wolfwood View Post
    I never knew you were such a romantic.
    Me? Always. I just don't make a big fuss about it most of the time. Like a proper Finn. :P
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  13. #1073

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    I sometimes like to imagine that everytime we look away the Finns burst out into happy, smiling, musical singing.

    And then when we look back they instantly start looking grumpy again.

  14. #1074

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    That's pretty much how it goes, actually. Except that Finns can't stand even other Finns looking, so it always happens whenever no one is there to see. Usually behind closed doors and in the dark too.

    I tend to hum and dance around the house listening to music when it's dark and everyone else is already sleeping. :P
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  15. #1075

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    For a minute there i thought you were talking about Adventure time xD
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  16. #1076

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    Scene one. Act two. From Finland the musical

    -Oh come on Pekka who's going to know that we were dancing and laughing with the lights on.

    -God would know, and i can't stand him knowing that i smiled. Said Jarmo with a heavy sigh as he turned out the lights.

    Cue sad singing in the darkness, with steady, rythmical swigs of koskenkorva as the background music.

  17. #1077

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    Yeah, sounds fairly accurate to me.
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  18. #1078

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    From the way you guys were describing them, I was beginning to think that Dryish and his countrymen might all be weeping grumpy angels. Where's the Doctor when you need him?

  19. #1079

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    Nah they aren't soul sucking demons, they're quite nice and friendly actually. Just kinda weird.

    But hey we're weird too, just in a slightly different way. Or we're normal and the rest of the world is weird. Either way works.

  20. #1080

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    Discussions of Scandinavians are taking over every thread.

    --- Update From New Post Merge ---

    That should be the next April Fool's.

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