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    Default The Rhyme Thread

    Oh I've been wanting to do this for my entire stay in KF. I think this thing's only an April Fools joke, but might as well play along.

    Okay here are the rules. I post in a rhyme rap introducing myself then after I finish the rhyme rap post in another rhyme rap that is connected to me or my sentences. It could be anything from the shoes to the food I said. Just don't diss a person too much.

    Okay here we go here we go check d floor check d floor
    My name is lorenzo and I am neat
    I like pretty girls
    And I like to eat
    I made this thread
    from my mind
    Coz I am very very kind
    I like to drive fast in fancy cars
    and chicks dig me like chocolate bars
    u say i'm bad
    but i am good
    so shut up now
    and eat some food!!

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    Hip Hop is dead.


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    That was absolute shit. No offense.
    Quote Originally Posted by Zephos View Post
    Yo Yo Im The Oda Boss All Up In Yo Floss Cleaning You Up With My Ass "shady" watch This Girl Get Banged My Dignity Be Long Since Hanged Yo Yo Im The Oda Boss

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    More margarita for ma cute senyorita
    Triple da tequila just ta heighten up the flava
    Chuggin down on my JnB
    while checkin up the parts on my chicks anatomy
    Coz we got everythin we need
    A big bag of money
    A bigger bag o weed
    And u try to impress as u start to undress
    Stop d press, we need to get this..

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    Yo Lorenzo, i dont know you that well
    but now i have a suggestion that i'd like to tell
    i heard your hacking skills are pretty good
    i'm wonderin if can use them cuz you should
    use them to make this forum not like crap
    then i can stop tying this stupid rap
    now do as i say and say as i do
    i'm Oda's boss so i command you!
    Quote Originally Posted by Nightwing
    Stay focused, cause right now you have a decision to make. Are you a man perpetually looking back at what hes lost, or a man looking forward, to what he might become?

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    Ei youz got it all wrong punk
    I'm not the one whos makin the mods dump
    THis griffin fellow is not me
    I got nothing else to say
    if you don't believe what you see
    Come out mods if your reading this
    Ban my ass of
    If you'all think I piss.

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    Hey Lorenzo, its me, your biggest fan
    Your rappin skills be the opposite of "can"


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    Quote Originally Posted by lorenzo View Post
    Ei youz got it all wrong punk
    I'm not the one whos makin the mods dump
    THis griffin fellow is not me
    I got nothing else to say
    if you don't believe what you see
    Come out mods if your reading this
    Ban my ass of
    If you'all think I piss.
    No, no, you've got it all wrong.
    He's hoping you can hack the forum for us so you can end this madness.

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    yup you got it fleur
    Quote Originally Posted by Nightwing
    Stay focused, cause right now you have a decision to make. Are you a man perpetually looking back at what hes lost, or a man looking forward, to what he might become?

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    Aldrich got my hopes up for nothing that... that charlatain!

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    I dunno how
    Things could get pretty messy
    When u diss my lil pussy
    I've got nothin 'bout this fad
    Griffin's more of a joke
    April fool's got the month for us in a broke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lorenzo View Post
    I dunno how
    Things could get pretty messy
    When u diss my lil pussy
    I've got nothin 'bout this fad
    Griffin's more of a joke
    April fool's got the month for us in a broke.
    That...
    Didn't even rhyme...
    And..you
    Called yourself a pussy...


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    HAHAHAhAHAHA Wow
    Quote Originally Posted by Zephos View Post
    Yo Yo Im The Oda Boss All Up In Yo Floss Cleaning You Up With My Ass "shady" watch This Girl Get Banged My Dignity Be Long Since Hanged Yo Yo Im The Oda Boss

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    I'm all outta rhymes man what can I do
    Of this thread, change the title
    to Diss the guy in front of you
    I'm still typin but I don't know why
    My hands are shakin
    But headshots are comin now
    It's a promise I got to give
    Who knows,
    Maybe well even spot a U.F.O
    Wait, that's not part of the rhyme
    Just felt like sayin so.

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    *cries*


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    You are such a faggot. I honestly can not think of anything witty to say because of your immense faggotry.
    Quote Originally Posted by Zephos View Post
    Yo Yo Im The Oda Boss All Up In Yo Floss Cleaning You Up With My Ass "shady" watch This Girl Get Banged My Dignity Be Long Since Hanged Yo Yo Im The Oda Boss

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    That's it cry ya lil punk
    Go home to ya mama
    Tell her ma boy got dunked
    My rap's so good
    But u don't know why
    And that's the reason why u cry

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    ROFL. You are possibly the worst rapper ever. Even worse than that chain hang low song.
    Quote Originally Posted by Zephos View Post
    Yo Yo Im The Oda Boss All Up In Yo Floss Cleaning You Up With My Ass "shady" watch This Girl Get Banged My Dignity Be Long Since Hanged Yo Yo Im The Oda Boss

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    PaRappa could kick this cracker's ass in a rap.

    Hell, let's get Senshi Mizaka in here. I've only heard one rap from him in almost two years. Time to make a Rappin' Franky

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    I thought he was asian? Either way he's a disgusting, sorry excuse for a fucktard.
    Quote Originally Posted by Zephos View Post
    Yo Yo Im The Oda Boss All Up In Yo Floss Cleaning You Up With My Ass "shady" watch This Girl Get Banged My Dignity Be Long Since Hanged Yo Yo Im The Oda Boss

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