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    Default Re: World's deadliest spider discovered in Britain inside a box of Tesco bananas

    I'd be surprised if I saw a big spider out of nowhere, but in a banana shipment I'd freak out.

    Stories of wandering spiders making it into banana shipments are usually urban legends, especially if they survived all the way to the supermarket, but hearing a live case is really scary.

    I don't think the wanderer is quite as dangerous as people seem to think though...the six-eyed sand spider has even more nightmarishly dangerous venom and can deliver more of a payload with each bite. Plus, there's no anti-toxin against its venom.
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    Default Re: Sex for nuggets; Pimp paid child prostitute in chicken nuggets

    This story is making me hungry

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    Default Re: Sex for nuggets; Pimp paid child prostitute in chicken nuggets

    finger-licking good

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    Default Re: Sex for nuggets; Pimp paid child prostitute in chicken nuggets

    oh that's just so bad gekko :D

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    Even if Gander doesn't get the chair, I get the feeling his goose is cooked.
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    Default Re: Sex for nuggets; Pimp paid child prostitute in chicken nuggets

    For some reason, I feel inclined to coin the phrase "Pimp McNuggets", but I can't find a place to use it properly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wagomu View Post
    For some reason, I feel inclined to coin the phrase "Pimp McNuggets", but I can't find a place to use it properly.
    Hell. Barring that, a SuperMax might be an appropriate setting.
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    Default Re: Sex for nuggets; Pimp paid child prostitute in chicken nuggets

    Talk about being one french fry short of a happy meal.

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    Default Re: Sex for nuggets; Pimp paid child prostitute in chicken nuggets

    hey child prostitutes in third world countries would be grateful to eat those chicken nuggets

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    Ohio man seeks trial over getting DUI on motorized Barstool

    http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/03/31/barstool.dui/index.html

    (CNN) -- An Ohio man says he is seeking a jury trial on a charge of driving under the influence that was slapped on him after he crashed the vehicle he was piloting -- a barstool.



    "It was just an accident. I mean a little minor accident,"
    Kile Wygle, 28, explained in an interview this week with CNN affiliate WSYX.

    His homemade vehicle was made from a barstool welded to a small metal frame attached to a five-horsepower lawnmower engine, four wheels and a lawnmower steering wheel, according to the Newark, Ohio, police accident report.

    Officers responding to a report of a crash with injuries March 4 said they found Wygle nursing his injuries and highly intoxicated. According to the police report, when asked how much he had had to drink, Wygle responded, "a lot."

    He crashed during his attempt at a U-turn while speeding down the street in front of his home -- a daring move from atop the specialized barstool even for the most nimble and sober of men. Measuring 6-foot-1 and 230 pounds, and after having consumed what he later told an officer was 15 beers, Wygle appeared to be neither.

    He was treated at a hospital for minor injuries.

    According to the police report, Wygle claims his unique vehicle can reach a speed of 38 miles per hour, though at the time of the crash he was going around 20.

    He entered a plea of not guilty

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    Default Re: World's deadliest spider discovered in Britain inside a box of Tesco bananas

    *points to "Random News Articles thread"*

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    Default Re: World's deadliest spider discovered in Britain inside a box of Tesco bananas

    lucky girl. Very lucky

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    Default Re: Ohio man seeks trial over getting DUI on motorized Barstool

    sigh... and i have to share the same state as brainiacs like this...

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    Default Re: Ohio man seeks trial over getting DUI on motorized Barstool

    Same thing. Though I don't really care what people think about Ohio in the first place when I don't really like it myself. But this is just....it just adds on to more of it..

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    Default Re: Ohio man seeks trial over getting DUI on motorized Barstool

    Ohio sounds great.

    You guys have motorized barstools.
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    Default Re: Ohio man seeks trial over getting DUI on motorized Barstool

    you should see the bars

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    Default Re: Ohio man seeks trial over getting DUI on motorized Barstool

    Should I be ashamed or proud? Well, a DUI on a motorized barstool.... That's pretty impressive.

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    Default Re: Ohio man seeks trial over getting DUI on motorized Barstool

    Oh Goddammit, they wait till I move out of Ohio 2 years ago after living there all my life for cool shit to happen.

    Fuck you, Ohio!

    But in all seriousness, DUI is bad, mm'kay?

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    Quote Originally Posted by taboo View Post
    hey child prostitutes in third world countries would be grateful to eat those chicken nuggets
    You know what is awful about this statement...

    It's true.

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    Default Re: Sex for nuggets; Pimp paid child prostitute in chicken nuggets

    This is some funny shit. McFuggets.
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