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  1. #61
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    The Super Powers Hulk Hogan and Macho Man Randy Savage vs. guy who thinks he's a super power Kim Jong Il.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MetaMario View Post
    Guess you don't live in the US?



    These raps are my guilty pleasure.....and this remains my favorite.
    My favorite as well, right next to both Hitler vs Darth Vader battles 1 & 2 and Micheal Jackson vs Elvis Presley!! :D
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    Eh.

    Spoiler:
    Nice hat...dork. You look like a duck.
    Burnometer: 2/10
    Referencometer: 3/10
    Weakest opening line, yet. Would have worked somewhere else, but uh. It's awkward as an opener. Holmes' hat does look like a duck, rather well joked about.

    I had Alfred read your books...he told me they suck.
    Burnometer: 2/10
    Referencometer: 1/10
    God, this line makes Batman sound like a twelve year old. Weak line. Alfred reference is cool and all, but eh. Hell, it makes Batman look like a lazy ass.

    I'll crush your British nuts until they're bangers and mash.
    Burnometer: 3/10
    Referencometer: 3/10
    Well, they had to make an English joke. The thought of ones' testicles crush to bangers and mash is...actually painful. :x

    I've seen better detective work in Tango and Cash.
    Burnometer: 4/10
    Referencometer: 4/10

    You chump! I kick punks like you off the streets
    Burn: 1/10
    Ref: 2/10
    Meh. Most we're getting a reference to the baddies of Gotham City.

    While you and Velma here are solving Scooby-Doo Mysteries
    Burn: 5/10
    Ref: 4/10
    Wattson as Velma? :L

    Nothing makes me laugh, but I bet your raps can
    Burn: 1/10
    Ref: 1/10
    Just...weak. This sounds too juvenile for Batman.

    So bring it on, bitch. I'm Batman!
    Burn: 2/10
    Ref: 5/10
    Reference is cool, execution is cringe-worthy. Batman sounds like a stoner saying this lyric.

    I once met a fellow who smelled of guano and pain
    Burn: 5/10
    Ref: 5/10

    Holmes explain!
    I deduce this deuce stain is Bruce Wayne!
    Burn: 5/10
    Ref: 5/10
    God it's ridiculous how Batman thinks no one gets it that he's Bruce. Holmes explain line is a nice touch.

    The billionaire?
    Yes. His wealth would allow this adversary of ours to afford the toys he needs -
    Since he has no superpowers
    Burn: 8/10
    Ref: 7/10

    You want to battle bat? Bring it then.
    I heard he has a British butler!
    Good, then he'll be used to getting served by Englishmen!
    Burn: 7/10
    Ref: 6/10

    You're a whack vigilante black pantied spud with no skill
    Burn: 7/10
    Ref: 5/10

    My sidekick's a doctor!
    Because his rhymes are so ill!
    Burn: 2/10
    Ref: 2/10
    Uh. This is just uh.

    Shut up nerds. I serve justice so eat it.
    Burn: 1/10
    Ref: 2/10
    No...just no. Batman sounds like a 12 year old boy trying to elongate his penis.

    My sidekick only comes around -
    When he's needed!
    Burn: 0/10
    Ref: 5/10

    Boy-Wonder make you wonder how your ass got killed?
    Burn: 5/10
    Ref: 7/10
    Hey, I liked the pun.

    Bite harder than those hounds down in Baskerville!
    Burn: 7/10
    Ref: 8/10

    I'll blast you with that bat-wack-rap repellent!
    Rappel a building, snatch a villain, then by dinner be chillin'
    Burn: 7/10
    Ref: 4/10
    Self-ridicule, eh?

    Got a secret 'bout your homegirl Irene Adler
    Took her back to my nest to bam pow kersplat her.
    Burn: 6/10
    Ref: 6/10
    Eh. There's been too many "I banged your love interest" in these battles.

    I'll shatter that fiddle with a chop of a hand
    Burn: 5/10
    Ref: 6/10

    Holy Conan Doyle! Let's get 'em!
    Aww, god damn!
    Burn: 6/10
    Ref: 6/10
    More like burn for Robin.

    You're not smart! You're selfish! You endanger everyone life!
    Burn: 9/10
    Ref: 10/10
    Holmes is pretty rash.

    ...

    Really rash.

    Why don't you let your boyfriend go home to his wife?
    Burn: 7/10
    Ref: 6/10

    No one likes you! Not your brother, not your partner, not Scotland Yard!
    Burn: 10/10
    Ref: 10/10
    Holy shit.

    You'll die alone with no friends except for that needle in your arm!
    Burn: 10/10
    Ref: 10/10

    This mustn't register on an emotional level...
    First, exploit childhood tragedy...then gesture with pipe...
    Watson finishes punchline...next, acknowledge compliment
    Conclude with killer catchphrase....
    Burn: 1/10
    Ref: 10/10

    I believe your parent's homicide is why you mask your face
    You're shamed and traumatized and haunted by the vast disgrace
    Of watching like a passive waste as momma died and daddy was dispatched with haste!
    Holmes, you've cracked the case!
    You're a bat shit crazy basket case!
    Burn: 10/10
    Ref: 10/10

    Bloody good rhymes!
    I've got tonnes!
    Dissing these dynamic douche bags was elementary, my dear Watson.
    Burn: 6/10
    Ref: 8/10

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    Quote Originally Posted by 400MillionBelis View Post
    Eh.

    Spoiler:

    Burnometer: 2/10
    Referencometer: 3/10
    Weakest opening line, yet. Would have worked somewhere else, but uh. It's awkward as an opener. Holmes' hat does look like a duck, rather well joked about.


    Burnometer: 2/10
    Referencometer: 1/10
    God, this line makes Batman sound like a twelve year old. Weak line. Alfred reference is cool and all, but eh. Hell, it makes Batman look like a lazy ass.


    Burnometer: 3/10
    Referencometer: 3/10
    Well, they had to make an English joke. The thought of ones' testicles crush to bangers and mash is...actually painful. :x


    Burnometer: 4/10
    Referencometer: 4/10


    Burn: 1/10
    Ref: 2/10
    Meh. Most we're getting a reference to the baddies of Gotham City.


    Burn: 5/10
    Ref: 4/10
    Wattson as Velma? :L


    Burn: 1/10
    Ref: 1/10
    Just...weak. This sounds too juvenile for Batman.


    Burn: 2/10
    Ref: 5/10
    Reference is cool, execution is cringe-worthy. Batman sounds like a stoner saying this lyric.


    Burn: 5/10
    Ref: 5/10


    Burn: 5/10
    Ref: 5/10
    God it's ridiculous how Batman thinks no one gets it that he's Bruce. Holmes explain line is a nice touch.


    Burn: 8/10
    Ref: 7/10


    Burn: 7/10
    Ref: 6/10


    Burn: 7/10
    Ref: 5/10


    Burn: 2/10
    Ref: 2/10
    Uh. This is just uh.


    Burn: 1/10
    Ref: 2/10
    No...just no. Batman sounds like a 12 year old boy trying to elongate his penis.


    Burn: 0/10
    Ref: 5/10


    Burn: 5/10
    Ref: 7/10
    Hey, I liked the pun.


    Burn: 7/10
    Ref: 8/10


    Burn: 7/10
    Ref: 4/10
    Self-ridicule, eh?


    Burn: 6/10
    Ref: 6/10
    Eh. There's been too many "I banged your love interest" in these battles.


    Burn: 5/10
    Ref: 6/10


    Burn: 6/10
    Ref: 6/10
    More like burn for Robin.


    Burn: 9/10
    Ref: 10/10
    Holmes is pretty rash.

    ...

    Really rash.


    Burn: 7/10
    Ref: 6/10


    Burn: 10/10
    Ref: 10/10
    Holy shit.


    Burn: 10/10
    Ref: 10/10


    Burn: 1/10
    Ref: 10/10


    Burn: 10/10
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    Burn: 6/10
    Ref: 8/10
    Wow, did someone have a little spare time on his hands? xD No seriously, kinda fun going through the whole battle again like this. Reading this totally put me in the mood of watching it again. Plus it made me realize that Watson has all my favorite lines. Don`t even know why, guess it`s just the delivery.

    Also, watching the recent ones again, Sinatra vs. Mercury is fucking boss.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Riddler View Post
    Wow, did someone have a little spare time on his hands? xD No seriously, kinda fun going through the whole battle again like this. Reading this totally put me in the mood of watching it again. Plus it made me realize that Watson has all my favorite lines. Don`t even know why, guess it`s just the delivery.

    Also, watching the recent ones again, Sinatra vs. Mercury is fucking boss.
    The actor for Watson is so into it that makes him the best part.

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    ERB 27 Spoiler, Audio Only:

    Spoiler:


    Also, to tease you guys, they actually got a VERY famous rapper to play one of the guys.
    Last edited by Game And Guy; December 6th, 2012 at 09:30 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 400MillionBelis View Post
    ERB 27 Spoiler, Audio Only:

    Spoiler:


    Also, to tease you guys, they actually got a rapper VERY famous to play one of the guys.
    Oh this one better be good
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    O_O Is that....?
    Get nuts or go crazy trying.


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    Damn, now I'll have to stew in curiosity til Monday.

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    Good video, but that was a very one-sided battle. Kudos to them for getting such a huge name on board, though...

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    That... is actually very hard to call. Good lord they finally stumped me on who won! I can't wait for the video to go up.
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    Beat is weak, IMO.

    Would have expected something more cheery, or at least epic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Norisuke Higashikata IV
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    ITS GLORIUSSSS!!!!!

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    Wow, you guys weren't kidding when you said famous...

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    Im dying of joy right now!!!!

  17. #77

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    Well holy shit

    awesome rap , not sure who won , both were great
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    When they said famous I figured it'd someone well know or maybe even on the A-List of rappers, I did not expect the most famous rapper of all time ever.

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    hi, my name is Meta......i love rap music, hate metal music, and I have never been camping.

    Hooooly crap, that was awesome. Snoop-I mean Moses and Santa both did a great job......I'd call it a tie! The elf inclusion was unexpected, but a nice add.

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    If it wasnt for Snoops fangasmic part i would still be alive.

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