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    Welcome ladies, gents, and okamas to my little corner of lulz.

    I'll be doing Mock Reviews for One Piece chapters for your tired souls.
    So grab your pampers everybody.
    I've been told people can't control their bladder functions around these reviews.

    and im putting them in spoiler tags. Because they are freaking long.


    HAVE FUN YOU GUYS


    ONE PIECE CHAPTER 637

    Spoiler:


    ONE PIECE 637



    "An ancient ark" OR "Hody gets fucked, commits Grand Theft Ark-o"



    -Dr. Kureha (A.K.A 141 year old badass) is standing in front of Wapol's a-certain-person-recognized-by-
    the-world-government-and-is-now-an-evil-king-on-another-island's castle, and the isshi- 100.

    -awesome virgin flower grandma is now wearing leather with flame patterns. She's so hot that there's
    probably no snow under her feet.

    -She's also wearing a t-shirt with an X and a top hat!

    -Daaaw awesome granny is a softy <3

    -A flag with the same symbol is behind her, along with chopper's jolly roger on the castle as well.

    -cant wait for Alabasta covers, maybe they will show what Croc's been up to *fingers crossed*





    ONWARD TO BEGINNING OF CHA-PE-TAR

    -NFP are in awe. Rightfully so.

    fodder-fish 1 : "Holy crap the steroids aren't working for Hody!"
    fodder-fish 2 : "NO WAIT, LOOK! its a bird...its a plane...its...!!!"

    -a fish.

    Hody : "ROOOOOOAAAAAR!!!"

    -wait a sec... fish roar? that isn't right. they don't roar.....do they...?

    Luffy : "daaaaamn you don't die do you. You're built like a damn tank!"
    Hody : "DO YOU KNOW WHAT FISHMAN KARATE IS??!?!?!?!!

    -says the guy fish bleeding all over himself.

    Luffy : "..."

    -Hody punches luffy in the face

    fodder-fish : "OMG is punch is so powerful it blew his head awa-"
    Luffy : " not gonna work. 'cuz im rubber 8D"

    -this moment is just awesome, i can practically visualize the animated scene with Luffy's "Gomu dakara"
    -also seriously? that's his fish-a-te moves? Jinbe wasn't kidding when he said Hody was a noob.
    -Speaking of Jinbei, where is he? Meh. Probably choking someone.
    -Luffy uses CoA haki, his forehead turns all black and shiny

    Hody : "ah fuck, IRON SHELL DIVISION ! PROTECT MEEEE"
    fodder fishies "Ha! Go ahead! your head will smash open!"
    Luffy : "KANE!!!!!"

    -Luffy KOs fishy and proceeds to make wonderful face print art at the same time

    Iron < Luffy's head

    -i knew Luffy was a hardheaded kid but this is just ridiculous. Deliciously ridiculous.
    LUFFY OWNAGE COUNT : 1

    -Luffy grins while wiping dirt off his forehead with his thumb, which only luffy could make look so damn
    cool. Again, i want to see that animated. And make it a GIF. And make it my avatar. To watch on loop
    forever.

    -Hody tries to bring in a good kick, looking really weird in the process. Seriously his arm looks out of
    place. Wouldn't it fit better if his arm was up high or to his sides? I don't think that pose is very balanced.

    But whatever.
    I'll blame it on the drugs.

    -Luffy notices Hody and CoAs his arm

    -Luffy uses his arm to stop steroid-fish's kick, looking damn good in the process

    Hody : " GWAAAAAAH!!!"
    fodder fish : "GWAAAAAAAH!?????"

    -Luffy's so awesome even him on defense hurts.
    LUFFY OWNAGE COUNT : 2

    -Luffy CoAs his legs, jumps up, practically looks like he is break-dancing midair, and stomps Hody on
    the head
    LUFFY OWNAGE COUNT : 3

    -Hody, pissed, tries to hit luffy with his water balls of doom

    Hody "YABUSAME!!!!!"
    Luffy "..."

    -Luffy dodges every one of them like a boss.
    LUFFY OWNAGE COUNT: 4

    -luffy pulls back a punch with CoA and lands it square onto Hody's stomach......with a HUFFFF.
    LUFFY OWNAGE COUNT : 5

    -Hody actually looks like a fish now. seriously look. His eyes are puffy and his lips look like they are
    in a position to kiss at anytime. Sure he's spitting out blood, but at least he looks like what he loves now.

    -Also, this chapter has a lot of "Hody tries" in them. Poor fishy.

    -Luffy's punch sends hody flying. silly luffy. fish aren't supposed to fly. They're supposed to be fried.
    -Surume is awestruck, along with Shirahoshi (A.K.A. Giant-Boobs), all of the fish-people, and whoever is
    reading this chapter.

    Random-fish : "So this is ...the true strength of these world famous pirates!!"

    -I got the shivers. Not so much of what random fish said, as much as the fact that we probably haven't
    seen anything yet.

    -All of a sudden the plaza gets dark

    Fishdom : "DRAGON BALLS?!?!"

    -no. just a giant boat.
    ...
    .........
    HOLY SHIT THATS BIG.
    HOLY...
    And here i thought maybe luffy can giant bazooka it out of way.
    That boat is the size of HALF THE DAMN ISLAND.
    ....
    ..
    GOD THATS BIG.
    ..
    And drawn pretty-ly.

    -Ok so ...people...fish.... fishle are yelling out how Noah is gonna blast away the place because its gonna
    burst the bubble holding FI together

    Luffy : "??"

    -A huge ship is crashing down (is slow motion, but still crashing down) on him and all he can muster
    up is two question marks. ILU Luffy.

    Nami : "WTH IS THAT"
    Franky : "?!"
    Jinbei : "wanna see how i choke peop- BWAAA?! NOAH!!?"

    -Fodder-fishys exclaim the obvious, and ask questions we know the answers to.

    Brook : "Wha~t is tha~t?!"
    Chopper : "ITS HU~GE....!!!.....!!!"

    -Why so many dots Oda?

    Mansopp : "I HAVE NO IDEA WHATS GOING ON!!! because you are manly, usopp. BUT WE ARE DOOMED!!!
    Robin : "If all of us were smashed at once, the ocean would probably be dyed red."

    -Robin, I could put you in a room full of angst-y emo teenagers dressed in black from head to converse-
    wearing toes and horrendous make-up from ear to ear whom make it their life's only calling to be
    completely miserable and hate the world, and they would all look like happy preppy school children
    compared to you. You morbid woman you.

    -Fishdom start to run evacuate.

    -Zoro looks up at the giant boat falling down on him while holding off a fodder fish. Seriously he is so
    calm, all that's left is for him to do is start sipping a cup of tea with his free hand.

    -Sanji actually looks worried. Well, more annoyed then worried.

    -Shira-boobs is shocked. But then again, when isn't she.

    -Suddenly, a hairy thing falls.

    -Awesome entrance by Wadatsumi.

    -But, I wonder why did the disgustingly adorable giant fish creature fall?

    -He slipped.

    -Ok.

    -...

    Wadaidiot : "Ouchie i slipped~!! Capp'n vanner nekken i feeeell doooooooown weent booooom!! Stop
    da shiiiiip pweeeaase~!!

    -Oh wow. I'm not sure how to react to this ...thing taking all baby-like. Should i puke, or shoot out
    rainbows out my cheeks?

    -Probably both.

    -fish-fodder ask their captain if the fact that there is a giant half-island sized ship crashing down on them
    about to kill them all was a part of his plan.

    -...

    Hody : "SHUT UP U USELESS IDIOTS"

    -indeed.

    Hody : "DAMN THAT STRAW HAT AND HIS MIND BOGGLING AWESOMENESS!!!!!"
    Luffy : "That fish is one tough bastard!"
    Hody : " DECKEN U CRAZY-ASS PIRATE"

    -Well... seeing as he actually has 4 legs...he would have a crazy ass wouldn't he.

    Hody : "THIS WASNT ANYWHERE IN OUT PLAN!!!"

    -No shit.

    VD : " BAHOHOHO!!! Wadatsumi~! I AINT SAVING U BECAUSE IM AN ASS!!!! *insert devil fruit
    explanation here* IM GONNA SACRIFICE YOU~!!! AND KILL BIG-BOOBS!!!!"
    Wadatsumi : "doh!"
    Jinbei : "Princess big boo- Shirahoshi?! Impossible! So he used his DF power to kill her becuase
    of that unholy rejection that no man would ever get over?! You know, now that i think about
    it you were a bit harsh on him shiraho-"
    fodderfish : "SHIRAHOSHIS GONE!"
    Jinbei + VD : " WHA~?!?!"
    Big Boobs : " I'm over here!!"

    -So we turn the page to see a lovely 2 page spread.

    -Big Boobs escaped to the air to redirect the ark's movement.

    VD : "Ooooooh~! My beloved that im going to kill !!!!
    shirahoshiboobs : "im your target right ?! then just take my life alone! don't involve anyfish
    else!!! IF YOU WANT ME IM RIGHT HERE"

    -bad choice of words, but i'll move on.

    - fishdom yell about their princess and her sacrifice. She's mirroring her mother more and more.
    Pretty good character development on her part.

    -VD gets creepy...er
    -Hody gets pissy...er

    Hody : "VD U 2 ASSED BASTARD!!!!"
    VD : "DIE MY BELOVED THAT I HAVE STALKED SINCE THE AGE OF 6!!!!"

    -VD throws a knife her way and it stabs her. where? i dunno. I just know that its in proximity
    of her left shoulder. And that she's bleeding.

    -Ark starts to turn away

    Luffy : "That weakhoshi! I told her to stay close! My badassery would have protected her!"

    -Hody pulls a Houdini and ends up on one of Noah's chains.

    -Here we have another 2 page spread, and my favorite of the chapter

    -I get a giddy feeling whenever i see Oda pulling off his signature "lines-get-darker-and-thicker-as-
    they-get-closer-to-you" move. The perspective in this panel is amazing and-
    IM MILLY : "makes me WET!"
    -yes. I'm Milly. Youtube it.

    Hody : "YOU 2 ASSED ASS. Well whatever, I'm using this against you!"

    -Sanji didn't miss a beat, he's already, literally, flying toward the ladies.

    Luffy : " SANJI! WAIT! I WANNA GO! YOU STAY!"
    Sanji : "FINE! but wont u drown?"
    Luffy : "JINBE!!"
    Jinbei : "!???"
    Luffy : "will i drown?"
    Jinbei : "........i have no idea. but VD is a DF user, so there's gotta be air! but take this
    anyway!"

    -Jinbei gives luffy a bubble making coral.

    -Luffy grabs onto SuperSanji's leg

    SANJI : " IM ENTRUSTING BEAUTIFUL BIG BOO-SHIRAHOSHI TO YOU! READY FOR
    LAUNCH?!
    LUFFY : " TAKE ME THERE"


    -chapter END
    -oh look its a sunny snow globe!

    ===========================

    ~#$%** crazy dabble **%$#~

    HODY : " VD YOU BASTARD ! YOU HAVE 3 ASSES!! TWO UNDER YOUR BELT,
    AND ONE ON YOUR FACE!!!"

    VD : " SHUT UP!!! YOUR JUST JEALOUS I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!!!"

    HODY : "YOU ARE NOT HER BOYFRIEND, YOU'RE HER STALKER! SINCE SHE WAS 6!
    PEDO-SQUID!"

    VD : " LALALALALA I CANT HEAR YOU!!!"

    VIVI : "PLEASE STOP FIGHTING"



    CHAPTER 638
    Spoiler:
    CHAPTER 638

    "Runawayhoshi" OR "MURDER she-fish wrote"


    -we start of with From The Decks Of The World #22 "Alabasta kingdom - Environmental Minister Koza"

    -we see Koza, his dad, the little dude Bon-chan beat up, and a bunch of other dudes standing around a
    thriving Yuba

    -all are happy reading about the Strawhat's awesomeness

    -Koza has lovely long locks now, oh my. Oh, he's also the enviro. minister. We now have an Al Gore of the
    One Piece world.

    -Koza's dad got...older

    -young man, WHAT are you doing with that badly redrawn hand? I know Nami and Robin got oodles
    hotter, but really now.




    GET TO THE CHAPPA


    -We are treated to a very lovely first panel.
    -I wonder how Toei is gonna handle all this art? meh. stills.
    -Fishfolk are telling shiraboobs to run while VD tells her there is nowhere for her to run to.
    -VD you idiot, its the ocean. She has EVERYWHERE to run to.
    -It seems like the knife VD threw at Princess Boobs landed on her shoulder, and is still bleeding.
    -With ...."pwiffs".
    -Because when i bleed, my blood goes "pwiff" too.
    -Boobhoshi states that she has to get to the ocean or else Noah is going to destroy FI, and since the main
    entrance is too far away she's going to use the Ryuuguu Palace entrance to escape into the ocean.
    -Fishfolk start getting distressed because boobhoshi is giving her life for them.

    -We get paned up to the chain hanging from Noah
    -Hody is on the chain, still pissed as hell.
    -Also, VERY BADLY PLACED DOG HEAD.
    -What.
    -It is.

    -Back on the ground Sanji still hasn't moved. For a week.
    -Jinbei tells Luffy to be careful when facing Hody in the ocean.
    -Sanji then proceeds to level out how strong his kick has to be to get luffy to the chains and not kick him
    into the ocean, which is awesome. It means he can kick someone very VERY far away.
    -And then he does.
    -Luffy gets flung into the air, knocked out of FI's first protection bubble looking ridiculous in the process,
    and lands on a chain.
    -Luffy looks around and notices Hody is under him.
    -He also notices a bunch of fishfolk trying to.... slow down the ark ...by....pulling...TRYING to pull down on
    of the chains.
    -This they do to help boobhoshi. Sorry fish. It's not that you are weak. It's just that the Law of One Piece
    states that only Luffy gets to save the princess. For he is awesome. Also, you are incredibly weak.
    -Boobhoshi sees this aaaaand...yep, she cries.
    -Hody then sees this aaaaand...yep, he kills them.
    -looking INCREDIBLY creepy in the process.
    -seriously, is he smiling or scowling?
    -probably both. Those drugs are really doing a number on him.
    -So shiraboohoohoshi cries and Luffy gets pissed some more, then boobhoshi finds the palace gateway
    open and escapes from it, and Noah follows.
    -Noah goes up pretty quick and when it goes up into the ocean Luffy loses his grip on the chain and
    uses the coral thing Jinbei gave him last chapter to stay alive.
    -When he gets in the bubble he sees the chain leaving, and asks it to wait.
    -ILU Luffy
    -A Hody Jones Appeared!
    -with his rape face on.

    Hody : "Everywhere I look, the whole world around me is engulfed in ocean...A "human who can't
    even breathe underwater...can't ever possibly become king of the ocean!!! NOW BEND OVER, YOU
    INFERIOR BEING!!!"

    -Elsewhere, VD is continuing to chase shirahoboobs
    -Really, VD is one resilient stalker. He should be in The Guinness Book of World Records.

    VD : "HAHAHA! HOWS YOUR FREEDOM MY PRETTY~! WILL YOU DIE OF "PWIFF"ing BLOOD
    OR A GIANT SHIP CRASHING INTO YOU~?! I WILL GIVE YOU ONE LAST CHANCE! SAY "yes<3" AND
    I'LL SAVE YOU~<3"

    -you know who VD reminds me of? Frollo. From Hunchback of Notre Dame. Same game.

    VD/Frollo : "BE MINE!!!!"
    Shirahoshi/
    Esmeralda : "GO AWAY PERVERT YOU ARE NOT MY TYPE!!!!!"
    VD/Frollo : "THEN DIIIIIIIIIE~"

    I can hear the lyrics to "hellfire" in my head right now. Don't know what i'm talking about? shame on you!
    youtube it!

    -VD throws a bunch of knives, but they get blocked by 2 of the 3 princes
    -one of them yells that papa fish says its "unforgivable to damage Noah" so they have to protect it.
    -so they decide that the only place the ark wont be beaten up by the ocean floor is....the surface of the
    ocean.
    -makes sense.

    -We pan to Luffy and Hody. Luffy got saved by the eldest of the 3 princes. Hody smiles... smirks... grins...
    i never know when the character's teeth are that sharp and he HAS NO EYEBROWS OMG I JUST
    NOTICED
    -Hody pulls out a huge scythe blade. Out of his ass, apparently, because i don't remember that being
    anywhere near him. Correct me if I'm wrong.
    -He puts it ...on his dorsal fin i think. Either that or he just ripped out his dorsal fin, threw it in the ocean,
    and hot-glued the scythe blade to his back in the middle of the ocean.
    -He then turns into a Formula one car.
    -A formula one car with a scythe blade.
    -A formula one car with a scythe blade 10,000 meters under the sea that is capable of cutting rocks
    and a very big fish's head.
    -poor fish.
    -Luffy and prince run away

    Luffy : "Hey, get me to the deck of that ship! I really wanna beat up "hody" and "that guy that
    throws a bunch of shit everywhere!!"

    -ILU Luffy X2

    -Luffy and fish prince talk about protecting boobhoshi, promises
    - Hody shows up and says he'll just go on ahead to the deck.
    -Boobhoshi is swimming to the skies, with a giant ship hot on her trail. or tail. whichever you prefer.

    -On Noah, Hody finally reaches the deck and meets with VD.
    -VD acts all friendly with Hody, as if he wasnt gonna squish him to death a couple of moments before.
    -Hody has his confusing smile/grin/smirk on. Again, can't tell. Then HE STABS VD IN THE STOMACH.
    -ow.
    -Then Hody, like the psychic fish he is, asks a question humans on AP forum have been asking as well.

    Hody : " If you die...what would happen to the ship?"



    - CHAPTER END



    ~#$%** crazy dabble **%$#~


    VD : " LIKE FIRE~ DARK FIRE~ THIS BURNING IN MY SKIN-
    Hody : *Stabs*
    Hody : " If you die...what would happen to the ship?"
    VD : "HA...HHHAA....!!? HAAAAAAAAAAOW WOULD I KNOW I WOULD BE DEAD!!! YOU
    RUINED MY SONG YOU ASS!!




    CHAPTER 639 NOW

    Spoiler:

    ONE PIECE 639

    "Protect Everything" OR "Someone should make a .gif of all the raep-faces hody makes"



    -we start of with From The Decks Of The World #23 Alabasta kingdom - New clothes for this year's reverie

    -we see pell, chaka, Igaram and his twin wife, a random girl (or maybe she isn't..its Oda after all) and a
    kung-fu dugong all... in a....... fitting room....
    ......
    that sounded wrong.

    REWITE:
    -invincible bird-man Pell and jackal guy Chaka are getting new clothes for the Reverie with the help of igarams
    wife and another girl while igaram tells them of the strawhats big comeback. Also kung-fu Dugong.

    -notice, dear readers, that while chaka has igarams gender bent clone measuring his waist, pell has the
    cute girl measuring his scarchest.

    - you now know why Oda kept pell alive with a huge scar. For the ladies.

    -also, HOLY MUSTACHE IGARAM.

    -Also also, the fact that they are getting ready for the reverie is sort of promising. After all, most of the crew
    regard Vivi as a member of the crew. Long distance relationship, but a relationship none-the-less. I think it
    would be awesome if we saw her with the crew again, if just to see her see them set off into the new world.
    But really, I wanna see how she would react to the new crew members. Especially Robin. Because of the
    whole...you know... "Destroy your country" thing. But that's probably not gonna happen, seeing as how the
    Reverie takes place in Noble-Land. But I can dream, can't I?



    TO THE BAT-MO-CHAPTER


    -We continue on from last week's chapter with Hody stabbing VD with the trident.
    -Ursula would be proud. But her trident was better. It shots lasers.
    -"Hody lashes out!! what is his intent...?!" At this point, he's probably doing it for laughs.
    -VD starts pulling out the trident while also holding Hody's shoulder.
    -He pulls out completely in the following panel.
    -Now a moment of your time. I've said before that VD, being a fish with 4 legs, probably has 2 butts. And
    with this panel, you can try to imagine how that phenomenon would look like.
    -Hody's thinking it too. Look at his face.
    -VD is not pleased.
    -with the stabbing or the inappropriate staring.
    -VD then flings an axe. Yes, axe. Very...big axe...that he pulled...
    -....
    -*rereads a few chapters*
    -*analyzes drawings*
    -....
    -out of one of his asses.
    -VD expresses his surprise.

    VD : "What the hell are you trying to pull?!"
    that's what she said
    Hody: "Seriously? You did the exact same thing no more than 20 minutes ago. The boat came out of
    no where, i almost shat myself. But whatever its actually a great idea! IM GOING TO GET RID OF FISHMAN
    ISLAND! I HAVE NO IDEA HOW IM GONNA GET RID OF THE FISHMAN DISTRICT BUT WHATEVER
    HURRY UP AND DIE NOW!!"

    -poor poor Hody.. now i know he's going insane. Those drugs are really doing a number on his brain cells.
    I can practically here them fizzle away.
    -He went from "make fish people strong" to "JUST KILL EVERYBODY" in less than 20 chapters.
    -And if you think about it, in One Piece time, that's like.....half a day.

    -FI is also starting to look like Oda's take of a "Say no to drugs" program.

    "Hey kids. If you take drugs, you will turn into a giant white shark with hairy legs, no eyebrows, and bad
    fashion sense that will start stabbing people with a giant trident all while you're face is stuck in a permanent
    state of 'I murdered somebody and i liked it TeeHee' giving you no chance to have anything less than
    an execution sentence by your fellow jury in a court of law.
    This program is paid for and endorsed by the Tea Party. "
    -SAY THAT 3 TIMES FAST

    -ANYWAY
    -Hody starts taking with "we"s which was is a bit confusing at first. He says things like "We must " and
    "We can" and "Let us". I thought "Why say that when you know that VD is dying?" But i figured that Hody
    is probably losing it. Along with that, he says he's going to destroy everything, and kill the straw hats
    even though hes killing tens of thousands of henchmen to do it because he can always get more slaves
    later on.
    -Hody is starting to become more and more intimidating as a villain.
    -VD says he doesn't care fore a single thing he said, and that he is going to kill him
    -VD attacks with his knife-sandles
    -VD has lovely ballerina legs
    -Seriously cover his 2 legs that are on the floor with your hand. He looks half man, half woman.
    -The axe comes back with a vengeance.
    -Hody notices the axe, and instead of just dodging, he bites VD's leg, preforms a over shoulder throw
    with his TEETH, and use the axe to rip right through VD. Next time a guy shows up behind me with a gun,
    im doing the same thing to the nearest person available.
    -Hody is becoming one demented fish.
    -Also, i think he died this time you guys...Last panel shows the axe slowing down to the ground. Also, the
    AXE THROUGH THE BODY.
    -...
    .............
    -or is there a reason the cover story has Pell in it.....
    ....
    .


    -Hody laughs and decides its time to kill boobhoshi.

    Hody : " hmm lets see my to do list...
    (1) gather lots of slaves. check
    (2) take over plaza. check
    (3) kill neptune. ..... ..... ...... damn it..
    (4) kill strawhat. .........FFFFFFFUUUUUU-
    (5) kill the princess. ...Meh, guess i'll just jump to this one.

    -So our drugged out fish villain swims after boobhoshi.
    -He takes out the 2 prices "guarding" the princess by front-rolling and using his scythe blade to cut them
    up
    -boobhoshi yells out to her bros, and Hody continues to look menacing. Bros tell their sis to run.

    -In the next panel Hody is... on top..of...
    REWRITE
    -In the next panel Hody is pulling...shirahoshis hair.... while...
    REWRITE
    -In the next panel shirahoshi screams while....

    GOD DAMN IT
    THE HELL WITH IT

    -Hody then puts on the most scariest raep-face i have ever seen drawn. I mean, i thought Gender-bent
    nami and robin had scary faces, but this one takes the cake

    -Shirahoshi, how does one show her tears IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN

    -Luffy is pissed. So am I. That hair must have been hell growing out that long. And a pain in the ass to
    take care of. You don't pull a woman's hair, Hody. Fishstick move.
    -Luffy shows us a new move

    Luffy : "Gomu Gomu No Snake Shot!!!"

    -Luffy extends his hand in a snake like motion and hits Hody's chest with his fingers.
    -Hody's ribs crack
    -Is that a piercing attack? I dont see any holes on Hody's chest....
    -Shiraboobs gets rescued, if for a moment

    -Also, Luffy's ride is running out of gas
    -This might mean we'll get to see a fight without the 3rd prince around

    Hody : "This is the deep sea you INFERIOR LIFE FORM!!! You wont win, I WILL! SOMEONE LIKE
    YOU INST CAPABLE OF PROTECTING ANYTHING!!!"

    -says the fish that got beat around by a 19 year old rubber boy just 15 minutes before.

    Luffy : "NO...I will protect everything!!! I spent those two years for that reason!!!!

    -luffy looks ready to kick ass.
    -Luffy's eyes are interesting in this panel. We only say those eyes when he's at the peak of his anger. We
    never saw him have that look with a smile before.

    -We pan out to see how our friends in the plaza are doing
    -Giant fishman is crying because he got dumped by VD
    -Wow, everyone in VD crew must take rejection pretty hard.
    -To solve this problem and get the dude on their side, I-would-make-a-great-emo-sweater Zeo tells him
    that he misheard VD, and that he actually said "Take care of the plaza for me"
    -he believes it
    -zeo gives him a energy steroid.
    -wha? what's one tiny little pill going to help if you give it to a giant fi-
    -....
    -i've heard of being allergic to medication... but ..sensitive?
    -Im pretty sure thats what the gag is supposed to be. silly mangastream
    -So big hairy fish KOs the kraken and the poor thing twitches in pain. His face while twitching,
    however, is hilarious.
    -a random fish, points and tells Wadatsumi to beat up Jinbei.

    JINBEI : "Damn. Didn't even get to choke that guy."

    -Wada goes in for the punch
    -nami calls out to Jinbei to look out ...."Jinbei-chan".....hmmmm
    -silly nami. Jinbei already seeeeeeeEEEOOOOHHHHHHOLY CRAP
    R...R...R.RRRRRRROUNDHOUSE KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
    -THE BREAKING OF THE FINGERS
    -MY GOD
    -Its official. After his death on Way of the Dragon, Chuck Norris came back to life with 2 souls. One to
    carry on his life in the human world. The second flew into the sky, broke through dimensions of space,
    time, and the human mind, and was born as Jinbei in the One Piece world.
    -ladies and gents, i think we all know who the next strawhat needs to be.
    -Yes fishfodder. Jinbei better be scary.
    -So Wada falls and knocks nami over by the wind pressure of his fat ass hitting the floor
    -Sanji is not pleased
    -he kicks Wada in the head
    -fishfodder are in awe

    MATCH UP #1
    WADATSUMI VS. SANJI & JINBEI

    -Somewhere else in the plaza, Robin is giving fishes huge bitch slaps when she spots something in the
    distance.
    -Hyouzou is cutting through friend and...well just friend up to this point, with a sword on each hand. And
    tentacle.
    -He also has lovely white locks now. Everyones joining the bandwagon.
    -What will happen if Zeo gets all steriod-y? Will he turn all white? emo zoidburg to angelic zoidburg?!
    -Well. Wow. An alcoholic , a drug user, and also A OCTOPUS WITH SWORDS EVERYWHERE
    -The sword octopus says he can feeeeeel the power flowing through him, and really wants to cut something.
    -his says this while sporting his very own raep-face....with blush-circles.
    -...
    -you know what. Those aren't steroids. They're Viagra. All they've been doing after taking the pills is smile
    creepily at EVERYTHING THEY SEE.
    -sword octopus runs after Robin
    -OH NO...
    -OH SHIT..!!!!
    -RUN ROBIN RUUUUN!!!!
    -TENTACLES AND WOMAN DON'T GO WELL TOGETHER!!!!!!!!! RUUUUUUUUNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!
    -that was close. Thank you Zoro.
    -wait...do you hear that?
    -listen....
    -thats the sound....of a million ZoRo fans fangasming.

    MATCH UP #2
    HYOUZOU VS. ZORO


    ZORO : "He MIGHT make a good "Warm Up" before we enter the New World"

    -hyouzou's response?

    HYOUZOU : "UIIIIIII~!!!

    -HORNY OUT OF HIS MIND


    -CHAPTER END

    Hody Raep-face count this chapter : 5
    the fourth one is worth a thousand though.


    ~#$%** crazy dabble **%$#~


    HYOUZOU : "Youuuuu'rrrrrreee my o-HIC-pponent?"

    ZORO : "Hmph. I true swordsman doesn't allow the drink to cloud the mind."

    HYOUZOU : "yoooooouuuu'reeeee pwreeeeeeeeeetty"

    ZORO : "No words can- wait what?"

    HYOUZOU : " I just wanna -HIC- Touch you~ with MY BODY UIIIIIII~~"

    ZORO : "WHAT?! !! DONT TOUCH ME! R-R-Robin, a little help-"

    ROBIN : "No."

    ZORO : "GOD DAMN IT WOMAN!!!!"

    ROBIN : "I suggest you put your shirt back on."

    ZORO : "DAAAAAAAAMN IIIIIIIITTTTTTT AAAAAAAALLLLLL!!!!"




    CHAPTER 640. COMPLETE APPROPRIATE GIF AND INAPPROPRIATE PICTURE.

    Spoiler:


    ONE PIECE 640

    "Fishman Island Rising" OR "Fishman island hitting the fan" OR "Actually its fallling"


    -we start of with From The Decks Of The World #24 "Alabasta kingdom - Vivi age 18"

    -so Vivi is walking down a street with a newspaper in one hand. Her awesome duck and camel are walking
    down the street with her while people cheer her on.

    -why hello there she's-old-enough-Vivi! God i missed you and your screams for peace that made my ears
    bleed. I see you've ...grown... as well.

    -Carue is eating an apple. It looks like he's eating a spider though. Really look. The white spots look like
    eyes.

    -EYELASHES. HE HAS A ROMAN HELMET. SO BADASS. HE EATS APPLES LIKE A BOSS. He also
    has his "can't touch this" face on. Eyelashes for 2012 tourney king everybody.




    CHAPTER AHOOOOOOOOOOY~



    -We start out with a big nice panel showing whats going on in the plaza.
    - That little dot in the air is Sanji. Damn that cute/creepy hairy giant fish hopped up on drugs is big. And ugly.
    -And that lump in the corner is the Kraken...Poor guy....
    -Sanji yells at Wadatsume for knocking out Nami with the wind pressure made by falling on his ass.
    -Somewhere else, Nami is giving us a show of another cool attack!

    NAMI : " BLACK HOLE!"

    -Nami manifests a string of dark clouds from her staff/wand. Seriously, David Copperfield would be jealous
    of that wand/staff.

    FISHFODDER : "OMG she's a WITCH"
    NAMI : "I'm not a witch, i'm Ms. Magician!

    -That's what Christine O'Donnell said

    NAMI : "In reality, Its just carefully calculated chemistry! "

    -Nami, If you were a Chemistry teacher i would love the subject. I'm sure all the boys would too.
    And the other teachers.
    And the principal.
    And the board of directors.
    And the world.

    NAMI : "LION ROD!!!"

    -The chain of dark clouds start to mini-explode and create electricity. Nami then uses this long string of
    electric clouds like a whip and fries some fodderfish for lunch.
    -A whip that electrocutes people? Sadi would be proud.
    -Big Squid dude doesn't like the heatof Nami's hotness.
    -Zoidburg's long lost twin brother Zeo sees this and decides to deal with her. His reasoning?

    ZEO : "The guy in the black suit overreacts when she gets hurt! She must be his weakness!!"

    -I'm not sure that's how it works Zeo....
    -I guess he hasn't seen Sanji's Super Saiyan transformation in Thriller Bark... or read any shonen jump
    series. Almost every damn time the guy gets oodles stronger because some dude hit his chick. oh well.
    Guess there isn't any manga in the OP world.

    -Let's continue.

    ZEO : "I'LL PIN HER LEGS DOWN AND YOU KILL HER WITH YOUR "SPEAR"!!"

    -.....
    -Let's not continue.

    -seriously mangastream? WHY DID YOU PUT QUOTATION MARKS??!?!WHY?!!!!

    -*sigh*...Let's continue.....carefully...

    - so Zeo runs toward Nami and grabs her.....f-f-...from...
    ......h-her....
    ..le-le-le-legs.............
    .....
    .............

    -Zeo. You said you would attack because she is your enemy.... YOU WERE LYING WEREN'T YOU.

    -Or maybe his ability to turn invisible has something to do with being on the floor under beautiful
    woman.

    -And seriously, WHAT is WITH Nami and invisible people??! Is she some kind of magnet that pulls in
    invisible weirdos that have the ability to become invisible and grab onto her in suggestive ways from
    all around the world? First Absolom, now this guy...geez....

    -ANYWAY.

    -So squid-that's-afraid-of-fire(and a Naruto fan apparently. look at his belly. I didn't notice that back then..)
    goes in for the kill.
    -Nami yells out for help!
    -Brook replies!!

    BROOK : "MY I SEE YOUR PANT-GYAAAAAH!!!"
    NAMI : "GODDAMNIT BROOK!!"

    -Brook saves the day by taking not one, but two KO hits. Nami's was probably more lethal.
    -Squid guy isn't having any of it, and continues his assault..

    SQUIDGUY : "EEEH?! SO YOU WANNA TURN INTO A DRIED UP ROASTED SQUID, TOO?! TAKE
    THIS THEN! THESE "SPEARS" WILL SUCK YOU DRY!!"

    BROOK : "Ah...But I'm already....all dried up..."

    -*DIES OF CUTENESS*

    -HOW DOES ONE MAKE A SKELETON CUTE ODA. HOW.
    is it the afro? the look? the little sweatdrop?! WHAT IS IT.

    -Squid guy is also taken aback by Brooks cuteness, and doesn't see FrankFormer coming in and
    punching is face.
    -Franky is roaring for a fight!

    MATCH UP # 3

    GENERALlyawesomerobot FRANKY VS. IKAROS MUCH


    -Apparently, if you are a squid, but a fishman, you still have bones.
    -MAKES PERFECT SENSE.


    -Back with Nami and Brook, our favorite skeleton realizes, with the help of some fishfodder, that he is
    stepping on a perverts face.
    -which is new. Usually stepping on a pervert's face is Nami's job.
    -Zeo, prideful.....um... whatever he is.. that he is.. tries to hide the fact that a skeleton is stepping on his
    face by saying that it is actually....AN ATTACK OF HIS.
    -GOOD GOD. HE IS A GENIUS.

    BROOK : "Sorry for stepping on your face!!"
    ZEO : "SHUT UP!! IT WAS MY ATTACK ...SUPER SOLE HEAD BUTT!!totally legit."

    -says the guy twitching with a footprint on his face.


    MATCH UP #4

    BROOK VS. ZEO

    -they have a nice gag here, but it's lost through bad translation..
    -mangastream, all you had to do was read the chapter over ONCE to find out if you screwed up with the
    translation.
    but i guess if you did that, i would have less to rant about.



    -Elsewhere in the plaza fishfodder are falling..into the ground.
    -Daruma is underground looking for Chopper so he can take tips on how to be a cute mascot
    -Chopper is not impressed.

    -On the Ground, HammerEDhead spots Usopp with his back turned, calling out for Chopper.
    -HammerEDhead takes the opportunity to smash Usopp's head.
    -Chopper tells Usopp to DOOOOOOOOGDE !!!
    -Usopp does this LIKE A MAN.

    USOPP : "Did you pop out without making a hole, Chopper?!"

    -wat.
    -mangastream. seriously.

    -Yes Usopp. He didn't. Now shoot your magical peas into THE HOLE HE NEVER MADE.

    *headdesk*

    -Well, DAMN. That is one flashy pea. Such a dark looking attack for Usopp to have.
    -If i was Hody, and grass exploded into the form of a giant skull, i would quit.
    -Daruma is flying in the air...of defeat.


    USOPP : " WAHAHA! We fought an enemy that dug holes in Alabasta once! EXPERIENCE WINS!!!!!

    -Yes it does Usopp. Yes it does.

    DARUMA : " IM GOING TO CHOMP THAT NOSE TO SHREADS!!!"

    -GAAAAAAAAH!!!!! MENTAL IMAGES!!!! MENTAAAAL IMAGESSSSSS!!!

    USOPP : "OKAY! You got my back right Chopper?! ....C-Chopper?"

    -its ok Usopp. You have a nuke that explodes into the shape of a skull. I have a feeling you will be JUST FINE.



    MATCH UP #5

    DARUMA VS. MANSOPP



    HammerEDhead : " I'LL SHOW YOU MY POWAAAAAAAAH!!"

    CHOPPER : " Heh, If you want power, I GOT PLENTY OF THAT!!" *grins*

    -Oh God I am LOVING teenage mutant pirate reindeer Chopper.



    MATCH UP #6

    DOSUN VS. CHOPPER



    -Elsewhere, Zoro and utterly drunk-horny octopus Hyouzou duke it out.
    ohohohoho zoro is that your eye open?

    -Elsewhere elsewhere, Sanji and Jinbei fight Wadatsume.
    -Now that i think of a good way to describe the battle that's going to happen between these 3, the only
    thing i could think of was:

    A human hopped up on drugs trying to fight of 2 mosquitoes, one with extensive karate training that keeps
    aiming for his legs, the other with a love for beautiful woman and the ability to kill you by kicking you.
    -MOTHER OF GOD RUN WADATSUME RUN.


    -somewhere else, fishfodder are scared shitless.


    -Up on the rooftops around the plaza, fish-people are scurrying around helping out fish Hody hurt. They ask
    Arlong's hot sister for answers. She looks up at the sky and .....doesn't say anything.


    -VERY far up from FI island, Hody is still being a bastard.

    -NOTE! Mangastream made a mistake last chapter. He doesn't say " I'll kill everybody with a huge boat harhar".. he say's "We can't handle the starw hats right now!" So he's actually a lot more pathetic than you think he is.
    all thanks to aohige for clearing that up


    -the princes discuss how the ark would fall on FI, and tell boobhoshi to move to the side
    -Hody doesn't wanna hear it.
    -Hody exclaims his intentions with another creepy face.

    -You know, i think if we went back to every chapter with drugged out Hody, we could find his reap face drawn in every single angle. We could take them all, and ...i dunno. Make a panorama out of it or something. FOR HALLOWEEN.

    -Luffy and "Brother-Hoshi" ILU LUFFY discuss the situation. Boobyhoshi is confused about something. Hody is still being an ass and is running his mouth. God the pay off when Luffy punches his jaw in is gonna be good.

    PRINCE#3 : "AHH!! Shirahoshi's breaking off to the side!"
    -....
    -........
    -....
    -MOTHERLESS BASTARD WHY DID YOU SAY THAT OUT LOUD?!?!?!!!!!!
    -Great. When she dies, ifs your damn fault.

    -So boobhoshi is swimming away while Luffy holds Hody off. Hody says since the arc is moving, VD is still alive..... but barely.

    -I KNEW PELL WAS ON THAT COVER STORY IN THAT WEEK'S CHAPTER FOR A REASON.

    -Inside Noah, VD is ALIIIIIVE.
    -then he slips.
    -bonks his head.
    -hes unconscious.
    -.....
    -..
    -FATE IS CRUEL.

    -Noah STOPS!
    -Noah FALLS!
    -people are SERIOUSLY WORRIED.



    -CHAPTER END

    -Wait...Nami and Robin aren't getting one-on-one fights? That's kinda disappointing. Maybe VD? I dunno. ODA. FIX THIS.

    anyway!
    What an amazing cliffhanger!
    I can't wait for next week!



    -"ONE PIECE WILL BE ON BREAK NEXT WEEK."


    -.........







    ~#$%** crazy dabble **%$#~

    Continuation on the last week's Manga Mock Review's crazy dabble

    THIS TIME A COMIC
    ....
    ...
    ..
    .





    NOW 641 WITH A HINT OF SASUKE

    Spoiler:

    ONE PIECE 641

    "What are you?" OR "Who the hell pressed the mute button?!"




    -we start of with From The Decks Of The World #25 "Alabasta kingdom - Bed-ridden Cobra"

    -we see mustache-man Igaram and old-enough Vivi talking happily with too-old Cobra

    -Cobra's hair is now half white.

    -You know, some might call bullshit. They might say no one's hair turns that white over just a couple of
    years, but it is plausible. I mean look at Obama. He went in office with jet black hair. Now, 4 years later it's
    almost as white as a conservative's ass cheek.

    -OH LORD. They have S-MART in Alabasta. Looks like they are only 4 letters away from needing another
    revolution.

    -All are happy for the stawhats, and looks like since daddy cobra is sick, baby cobras gonna have to go to
    the Reverie instead! This should be interesting

    -Next week, jaya/skypiea? I hope so.



    TO THE LEFT TO THE LEFT
    EVERYTHING YOU OWN IN THE CHAPTER TO THE LEFT



    -NOTE:
    Shirahoshi will now be referred to as "The Boobs". For maximum enjoyment of this weeks review, replace
    all drawings of her with a mental picture of boobs while reading this chapter, doing whatever my review
    says they are doing.




    -Hody is all giddy about VD dying.
    -Little that he knows, VD is in one piece. (PUN INTENDED)
    -noah is starting to fall, and FI is in deep shit ya'll.
    -Hody pulls a sasuke line.

    -...
    -my god. Mental images.
    -now i have to draw sasuke as a fish.

    - Everyone around Hody is unhappy.

    -Luffy is REALLY unhappy.
    -So Bro-hoshi starts to tell Luffy about how important Noah is.

    BROSHI : " If Noah crashes, everything is finished...Even the "mission" we've protected for centuries that
    "Noah" has carried!!! Now excuse me while I have a flashback."

    -I smell void history.
    -Now, if you guys remember, this speech is almost the same one the Chief had with Robin in Skypeia.
    Something about a "mission to protect" until the right person comes along.
    -It's been a while since we had any clues about the Void history for a while now. Story-telling wise, it's time
    to feed the fans some info.


    -Hody starts laughing like a maniac with his seriously demented and drugged out smile while poking fun
    at Luffy.
    -Hody being Hody basically.

    HODY: HAW HAW. I CALL YOUR BLUFF!

    LUFFY: I'M GONNA STOP IT...BY SMASHING IT TO BITS!!!!

    -GEAR 3RD GATLING GUN PLEASE


    BROSHI : NO.

    LUFFY : Damnit.

    BROSHI : You can't, because it carries with it ancient history into the future!!!"

    -This is basically Void History clue confirmed.

    -Broshi tells luffy that VD might still be alive, and that they can use that to their advantage. Luffy argues
    about what they would do if VD isn't alive.
    -Hody laughs, enjoying the scene.
    -The Boobs starts talking to the ship, and asks it to not fall. Ohgodwhatdidijusttype.

    -In any other manga, I would deem this pathetic. But after Going merry...

    -Then The Boobs starts calling out to VD to help her save the ship.

    -It would be absolutely hilarious if those two get together in the end.
    -You know what else would be hilarious?
    -Their children.


    -Hody gets his noob fish-a-te moves on and aims for The Boobs.
    -Prince #3 to the rescue; he blocks the attack with his body.
    -The Boobs cries.

    -...
    -It was weird typing that.

    -Hody gets ready to attack The Boobs.


    -Luffy grabs Hody head and rockets towards him.
    -Hody is not pleased.
    -Luffy doesn't care.
    -Hody has sharp teeth.
    -Luffy still doesn't care.
    -Hody bites Luffy.
    -The Boobs cover her mouth and cries.


    -Luffy still doesn't give a shit, and punches Hody so hard, not only does Hody torpedo into Noah's bubble,
    but he punches his TEETH out of him.
    -ooooooow.
    -Luffy comments on how His haki helps him with impact attacks, but is still not strong enough to block out
    piercing attacks.
    -oh. And he pulls the teeth out if his shoulder like it's an annoying mosquito bite or something.


    -Below on deck, Hody turns into my grandma.

    -Oh God the second panel is too lulzy. The black speech bubble is supposed to imply a creepy sound effect.
    Instead I see a toothless Hody SAYING "Gugugu" like a weird demented and drugged out baby.
    -thank you mangastream.

    -Hody then turns back into a shark again.
    -and his teeth go "fwisk"
    -and my hands go "facepalm"

    -Hody starts cutting the bubble around Noah.

    -Is that Luffy SWIMMING? Oh God. Nothing is gonna stop him from becoming pirate king now.

    -Luffy and Broshi are angry.
    -Hody has his face stuck in NOMNOM mode.


    -Air starts to leak out in massive quantities from Noah's bubble.
    -Luffy is worried, Hody is laughing, and Broshi looks constipated

    BROSHI : JUST WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU BASTARD?!!

    -wha? I thought he was a fish...man.....

    -...
    ...wait....
    ...

    BROSHI : KAMEHAMEHAMARINE!!!!

    -Hody dodges.
    -Broshi continues attack
    -Hody still dodges.

    BROSHI : WHY?!! HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY DO THIS HODY?!!!!

    -......
    .....it can't be..........could it be that....
    ...


    -Hody slashes Broshi.
    -Sonic would be proud.
    -The Boobs is scared and yells out her brothers name while holding luffy.
    -Broshi is one tough sardine. He holds onto Hody's fancy dog scarf and still asks Hody "what are you" while
    giving him a speech about how the drugs are probably making him bipolar.
    -It's ok Broshi. The "I want to rule everybody" to "I WANT TO KILL YOU ALL" has us a bit confused too.

    -Broshi continues to ask the question, and Hody is about to answer!

    -.....!!!!
    .....this is it! ....he's gonna say it!!!
    !!!

    -Those eyes! They tell a story of an untold past! IT'S...!!!!!

    -Bubbles

    -....
    -WHO PRESSED THE MUTE BUTTON?!?!

    -OOOOOODAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!


    -OK. Either he was a slave, or his dad was Fisher Tiger.
    -Or, if this was a soap opera, he would be Fisher Tigers son, but his mother would be a Noble, AND he was
    a slave too! GASP! SCANDALOUS!!
    -He would be the Voldemort of One Piece.

    -Hody continues to cut things.
    -The Boobs are still crying.
    -A person calls Luffy on a mini denden mushi he has.
    - We get a mini flashback transitioned by Luffy's shirt.


    -Turns out that Broshi told the fish soldiers to ready a massive air blast if anything goes wrong. Cuz he's
    smart.
    -We transition back to the present , while The Boobs worry and and Luffy asks what they are going to do
    with the air.

    -The fish soldier tells Luffy that they can provide another air bubble around Noah, but the bubble won't
    make the ship float or anything so Luffy's going to have to kick Hody's ass.
    -Luffy just want's to fight, people. Just hurry up and GET THIS PARTY STARTED!

    -Hody is still being creepy, and tells The Boobs and Luffy that they won't be able to do anything.
    -He darts towards The Boobs but Luffy cockblocks him.


    -Luffy then breaks his scythe fin, and punches him with a CoA punch.
    -Hody is flung away
    -Hody gets a grip
    -Hody then proceeds to utterly lose it again.


    -Daaaaamn that jaw is loooooooong~
    -Hody has a psycho breakdown, which creeps out Luffy and The Boobs.

    -That should be a band. Luffy and the Boobs.

    -Fish soldiers aim for Noah with their bubble machine of doom.
    -Broshi calls luffy through his Denden mushi



    BROSHI : I KNOW HODY JONES' ....TRUE FORM...!!!!


    -....Hodemort?

    -I smell flashback



    ~#$%** crazy dabble **%$#~

    watch out hody.
    someone is more revengisist than you.


    AND 642 WITH A SEASONING OF FUTURAMA
    Spoiler:

    ONE PIECE 642

    "Dignity Shatters" OR "ZORO, Y U SO AWESOME?"



    -no from decks of world this week, instead, a cover and a colorspread. So lets take a look at those instead
    shall we?

    -The cover has Luffy and his black hole (A.K.A. mouth) drooling. He's eating ..corndogs? I dunno. But they
    look delicious.
    -They have the Jump Logo on them.
    -200% more delicious.

    -and now let's go see the colo-
    -s...pre...
    -WAAAAAAAT
    -WAAAAAT
    -PINK BABY
    -Excuse me while I art-gasam.
    -new background, CHECK.

    -Lets take a closer look at the new colorspread, art-wise.
    -A person who has just seen this would probably love how the characters look so in-tune with the
    background. This is because Oda used pink ink for the outlines instead of the traditional black. This really
    helps with the colorspread's atmosphere.
    -If i had to chose which colorspread I would want as a poster, it's this one. Hands down.
    -I love how he chose pink. So unexpected!
    -As for the theme, it's pretty much same old awesome One Piece.
    -Robins' still beautiful
    -Namis' still hot
    -Choppers' still cute (the pink helps)
    - Brooks' still bones
    -Zoros' still lost
    -Frankys' still super
    -Mansopps' still manly (THE PINK HELPS)
    -Luffys' still Luffy
    -Sanji not bleeding all over the place ONLY because he's waiting for the GREAT UNVEILING when
    they actually get to the beach.

    -that being said, ONE PIECE. EVERYTHING'S PACKED.
    -yes it is Oda. Yes it is.




    CHAPTERS, CHAPTERS EVERYWHERE




    -We first get treated to a big lovely panel of the Sea Forest a couple minutes earlier, complete with amazing
    background.
    -I now know why Oda doesn't tone too much. Fangasams and artgasams are deadly.
    -So the whales and fish are clearing out. There fishy senses are tingling.
    -Hachi is discussing how the strawhats are probably winning, but that Hody will never break.
    -He also says that Captain Tai probably knew this would happen, and feared that it would.
    -aaaaaand
    -we get cut off before we can know what it is


    -ODA YOU TEASE
    -NO FAIR


    -Now in FI, fishle evacuating
    -A broadcast from the lefty minister evidently told everyone what was happening.
    -In Coral Hill, more ruckus is being made between the residents about Noah falling and The Boobs
    protecting them.


    -The same is being said in Waterwheel Town and the Coral Condos.
    -Coral condo.....I WANT.
    -There is much Exposition in these pages. And hairy fish. Hmm.
    -OK
    -NOW
    -WHERE ARE OUR HEROES?!


    -Before panning out to our heroes, we get a little visit to the FI king.
    -Some soldiers and and Chinese Dragon Mustache Minister go and apologize.
    -I see no need to apologize for being taken out by a drugged out white shark with feet.
    -Neither does Kingy.

    KING : "If the island and the princess collide, then it will be just as written... Everything will be over."

    -WHERE WAS WHAT WRITTEN KINGY. WHERE.
    -NNNGGGGGH
    -Well obviously we are going to get a Void History fix soon.
    -I'm just a bit like Hody right now. REALLY EXCITED ABOUT SHIT BLOWING UP.
    -Oh and the history thing.

    MINISTER : " ESCAPE YOUR MAJESTYYYY"

    KINGY : " Don't wanna."


    -Kingy is waiting for his daughter, The Boobs.



    -We pan out to see Minister i-dunno-which-side and a bunch of soldiers.
    -The are looking down from the top of the plaza, looking down at the lovely mess in the plaza.
    -Minister i-am-probably-pregnant-cuz-im-a-male-seahorse has no idea what's going on.


    -In the plaza, a bunch of sea kings are knocked out. And the Kraken too. Is face is just too Lulzy. He looks like
    he's high out of his mind and his eyes are stuck up looking at the stars...or the ocean....or.....umm...something...
    -We Finally see what the stawhats are doing.
    -brook is being awesome. Zeo is going to have a tough time.
    -Zeo's weapon is gonna make their fight a lot more interesting.
    -nami with a whip OHOHOHOHO
    -The whip is made from clouds~
    -But what does it do? Make me float on a fluffy cloud?
    -In all honesty, if all it does was make me float up on a fluffy cloud, I'd surrender, get me a martini, a beach
    umbrella, and just relax for the rest of the arc.
    -Oh.
    -And Jinbei creating nuclear blasts with his fist.
    -You know. Same old same old.



    -So minister seahorse keeps staring at the plaza.
    -LOL I KNOW EXACTLY WHATS GOING ON HERE
    -Oh God, that panel made me laugh.
    -I immediately saw Yagami Light saying the line instead.
    -I saw him as a seahorse, of course.
    -He must be pretty smart to understand what is happening after just 1 page of monsters on the floor, a
    moving skeleton, and a lady with a cloud whip.
    -Now that he knows what's going on, what will he do?

    MINISTER : "ATTAAAAAAAAACK!!!"

    -MAKES PERFECT SENSE


    -He then tells the onlookers to scatter.
    -Onlookers tell him to shove it.
    -IN THE CUTEST WAY POSSIBLE.
    -OH GOD CUTE GIRL CRYING ON LEFT
    -TOO DAMN CUTE
    -UUUUNNGGGGG
    -I feel like crying just looking at her
    -She looks like a turtle.
    -She looks extremely adoptable for a girl with 4 arms.
    -So the fish with feet keep telling the minister to get lost.

    MINISTER : "Fine fine! Do Whatever the hell you want, Geez..."


    -So the bad pirates are gonna take them on.
    -So ...Homous? comes in with a SLAVE TANK.

    -PFFT. You stupid fish. Obviously you got the slave tank wrong.
    -The men are supposed to be shirtless.
    -And they should be models.
    -...
    -Wat.



    -The slaves are falling all over the place.
    -Robin is not pleased.
    -...
    -WAIT.
    -OH GOD.
    -I CANT SEE ROBINS EYES.
    -OH GOD WE CANT SEE ROBINS EYES
    -ESCAPE
    -ESCAPE
    -or maybe she thinks that the slave tank should have more shirtless male models too.
    -We pan to Wadatsumi, getting ready for something....
    -...
    -oh god. too much ..hair.
    -I'm trembling. With disgust.
    -Wadatsumi gasped in a whole lot of air, and is now a huge, hairy balloon.

    SANJI : " What was the point of that?"

    -I don't know sanji. I just...don't know.



    -In the next page we see sexy long eyelashes, and Sanji standing on Wadatsumi's cheek.
    -Oh god that face is scary. Imagine giant eyeballs looking at you like that.
    -So Wadatsumi Explains that he breathed in a bunch of air, and that he's taking fast (in baby talk no less) so
    the air doesn't leak out.

    -Oda, you are making this too hard for the voice actors.

    SANJI : "Kraken was bigger than you."

    -....

    WADA : " OH YEAH?! DEN WHADDYA TINK ABOUT DIS--?!"

    -Wadaidiot sucks in some more air and crushes everything under him.

    SANJI : "You're still smaller than Kraken."

    WADA : " WHAAAAA?! FINE DEN! HOWBAUT DISSSSSSS----"

    -...I see what you did there Sanji.
    -Sanji: JUST AS....?!

    -We pan down to Jinbei and Robin
    -Robin is crushing the NFP with giant hands.
    -There is a fetish for that

    -Robin still has her shades on.
    -And I'm still afraid.


    JINBEI : " LET MY PEOPLE GO! Or your people. Whatever works."

    ROBIN : "Are you sure? They have a grudge against FI don't they? Grudges are bad, they can be deadly.
    Have you seen The Grudge? She was haunting people and coming out of people's heads and everythi--"

    JINBEI : "OK STOP."

    -Jinbei says they can take care of the ones with grudges, but for now they are to be seen as "Humans".
    -He also says he won't let Hody "Play these Tenryuubito Games"

    -I like these lines. It has a lot of weight to it. I was on and off the fence for Jinbei as a stawhat, this makes my
    decision a clear MUST JOIN.

    -Robin tells Jinbei to leave the freeing of the slaves to her.
    -WOMAN STOP WEARING THOSE SHADES DOWN. YOU'RE SCARING ME.

    -ELSEWHERE, GO FRANKY GO !
    -General Franky is battling the bearded squid.
    -What is he spitting though? How strange.
    -Franky pulls no punches.
    -But he does pull puns.
    -oh ...ow ...look....bloody....ow.
    -no head?
    -NO PROBLEM
    -INK CLONE TIME
    -So Franky isn't having any of this cloning crap, so he SHOOTS A FIREBALL
    -Muchi must think Franky is too HOT for him to handle.


    -We pan to a completely Ecstatic Chopper.
    -He thinks the fireball came out of the General's stomach.
    -Chopper your hopes are crushed. sorry.
    -Franky's "huh" is priceless
    -BUT! HammerheadED doesn't like the comedy going around and decides to end it.
    -But Chopper isn't gonna let him off easy

    CHOPPER : " HEAVY POINT! HEAVY GONG!!!"

    -HEAVY HELL YESSSSSSSSSSS
    -OH
    -GOD
    -Choppers new Heavy point is so....DAMNNNNNNN
    -He took the hammer on with his bare hands. I guess if that's not a sign of power, nothing is.
    -his head is TINY.
    -Zoro asks chopper what happened to his more "Human-like" heavy point.

    CHOPPER : "Ehehe... I'm over that now!! I realized that back then, the reason I wanted to become human...
    was that I really wanted friends!! Now I just wanna be a monster that can help Luffy!!"

    -...
    -I...
    -M...my heart is...
    -breaking...
    -and im crying waterfalls.
    -God Chopper, you could make a serial killer go "AWWWWWWW"
    -Zoro is impressed.
    -I AM OVERJOYED.
    -But! Out of nowhere, a rapist octopus appears!
    -with 8 swords too.

    -And Zoro?
    -What does Zoro do?

    Zoro : "...And I even gave you a chance...to escape my barrier..."

    -Barrier? What is this barrier you speak of? ...Haki? if so, CoO? hmmm....

    -ANYWAY, As the drunk+horny octopus speeds towards Zoro, Zoro does two things.

    1)Be awesome.
    2)Be extremely awesome.

    1)
    -With a quick slash of his swords, he CUTS OCTO-DUDE'S SWORDS IN HALF.
    -AS IN
    -RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE
    -Zoro would make a great knitter.

    2)

    ZORO : "YOU WANT TO KILL ME?! YOU COULDN'T EVEN KILL MY BOREDOM!!!"

    -I think Zoro's awesomeness speaks for itself.

    -And I think putting off Hyouzou as too weak to battle Zoro is a step in the right direction. After all, if Zoro's
    gonna have trouble here, then we would probably need another 2 year time skip.


    ~#$%** crazy dabble **%$#~




    ONE PIECE 643. STOP. HODY TIME.


    Spoiler:


    ONE PIECE 643


    "Phantom" OR "HANDSOME"


    -we start of with From The Decks Of The World #2 "The Monkey Mountain Alliance - Phantom Island, An
    expedition in search of Nakurowa"

    -What the hell is Nakurowa?

    -So we see a bunch of men/monkeys run after romance. NO. Not the type of men Sanji was with, and they
    aren't chasing the romance Sanji's "friends" were running after either. They are men of the see. They chase
    a different type of romance.

    -So Onion head is off to another adventure. This time, not to clear up his name or anything.

    -So little monkey bro still has his headphones, but is that a new hat i see on oversized monkey/opera singer
    big bro i see there?

    -well i think that's a-

    -oh god there's a sea monkey to the left. Thats just weird. Or maybe, just uncannily highly appropriate.




    SOMEEEEEEWHEREEEEEEE OVER THE CHAPTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR



    -So we are brought back to the plaza.
    -A hectic scene if any.
    -There's fish giving other fish scars like the one the joker had. Only they are doing it with tridents.
    -There's also a huge pregnant seahorse killing other pregnant seahorses....

    -you know. One Piece.

    -Anyway, somewhere in the battle field, Robin is pulling an Abraham Lincoln and frees a bunch of slaves.




    -The slaves proclaim the obvious, and celebrate their new-found freedom with...a monkey dance.
    -The NFP are not pleased.
    -Robin continues to free slaves. Like a boss.
    -Seriously those shades...i..i just can't take them. Too much pimpness. Which is ironic. Pimps usually do the
    opposite of freeing.
    -The slaves she freed topple the slave tank.
    -Humous fish (yum) doesn't enjoy it at all.
    -The slaves are in awe, and ask why Robin is saving them.
    -Her reply?

    ROBIN : "I just can't say no to a handsome man."

    -OH. GOD.

    -Did you hear that? A billion Robin X *insert male character here* fans just started to express there utter
    rage by screaming out loud while simultaneously ripping out their eyebrows with their bare fingers.
    -The pairing coming out of this will be TOO MUCH TO HANDLE.
    -Robin. He's not a man....technically...i think.
    -if this doesn't prove Jinbei's joining, I dunno what is.
    -but this begs the question....

    -DRAGON IS A HANDSOME MAN. WHAT DID YOU DO FOR HIM ROBIN?.




    -ANYWAY. So Humous fish tries to catch...Robin..with a net...

    -Ok 2 things.
    -First of all, a fish trying to catch a human with a net? Oh your irony is delicious Humous fish.
    -Second, what's with people trying to catch Robin with silly things like potato bags and fish nets? Seriously?
    She's an assassin. Not a Cocoa.

    -ANYWAYx2. Robin turns out to be clone, and disappears.
    -Then she reappears on Humous's back, showing off a new attack "Body Fleur"
    -How is she cloning her clothes though....
    -She gets on his back, and looks like she's about to choke him.

    ROBIN : "NYUU NYUUU NYUU~~~~!!"

    -Oh wait. That was the sound effects.
    -OK SERIOUSLY MANGASTREAM. PUTTING "Bloom" IS PERFECTLY FINE. I really don't want to imagine
    a poker-faced Robin with shades down running after enemies while saying "NYU NYU NYU~".

    -ANYWAYx3. She creates another clone that starts grappling Humous's legs.

    -I now realize the reason she's wearing her shades is to actually hide which one of her is the clone. If you
    remember back to the time where Luffy and Jinbei were fighting, her eyes were closed the whole time, and
    she turned out to be a clone. So I'm guessing it's probably that.
    -SHE'S STILL PIMP THOUGH




    -aaaaaaaaaaaand

    -OH. GOD. AGAIN.
    -S-she clutched the hell out of the poor thing.
    -S-s-she clutched the pupil out of his eyes.
    -S-s-s-she....would be a great luchadora.

    -The NFP are not pleased, but the freed slaves are giving much consideration into creating a new Robin
    fan-club, and decide to attack.
    -aaaaaaaand we pan out




    -Somewhere else on the plaza. BROOK BABY. has lost "that guy".
    -Zeoidburg, being a carpet fish thing, is scurrying in high speeds while on the floor.
    -He is invisible, so Soul King can't see him.
    -BUT THEN.
    -Zeoidburg decided to ...say his attack's name out loud.
    -Yes, out loud.
    -Brook hears it.
    -Brook stabs him.

    -Zeo. I wish you were NFP captain. This arc would be 200% more lulzy.



    -Zeoiodburg tries to cover up his little misstep, but the Brook stabs him again...with the truth.
    -But he CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH so he decides to attack once again.
    -And this time his attack succeeds!!
    -JUST AS PLANNED.
    -His attack decapitates our king of soul.




    -We then get a little flashback of Brook's endeavors, and how he had eventually figured out that the power
    that is allowing him to live in this world...is in fact.... SOUL.

    -MAKES PERFECT SENSE.

    -Even Zeo is impressed.



    -But Zeo is still roaring to go!
    -But Brook says he will not be able to do anything to him. Cuz he's bones baby.
    -Then he tells us an interesting tidbit about his new weapon.
    -Turns out he got it from the Longarm tribe. And the name of his sword is...!!!!!
    -SOUL SWOOOOOOOORD!!!!
    -His new sword evidently freezes all it touches. POWERED BY SOUL.



    -Then we pan to Mansopp!
    -I guess here he is saying "Don't even try" or something but mangastream is to lazy.
    -The rabid bunny fish mocks him and then bursts into flames.
    -no really. He does.
    -Usopp dodges. Like usopp usually does. After 2 years worth of dodging man-eating plants, I imagine he
    has mastered that aspect of battle.
    -rabid fish on fire looks really creepy dodging Mansopp's attack in the last panel.
    -He looks like how Chucky would look. If Chucky was a giant rabid fish on fire.



    -So Daruma laughs and pokes fun at Mansopp.
    -Mansopp retaliates and wins the little fight.
    -Mansopp tells the freaky fish that he's gonna snipe him 3 moves.
    -Rabid fish tells him he's a loser.
    -Mansopp says not anymore.
    -And he says it LIKE A MAN.



    -So we pan to somewhere less fun.
    -We see another shot of a plaza in distress.
    -and then we see a bunch of the crowd cheering on
    -Pan to Kingy and his mustachio minister taking about the situation.



    -The King seems pretty laid back for a guy about to be crushed by a giant ship.
    -Meanwhile much exposition is given about the situation as everyone tries to evacuate the island.



    -In the next page as well. Much exposition.
    -We also see hachi's long lost love. Yeah you better run Octopako.
    -Nami's electrifying. Literally.
    -She's also worried about Noah falling.
    -OH LOOK. IT'S MISTER HANDSOME. watch out Duval.
    -A bunch of fodder also are worried, and one called VD a crazy-ass pirate.
    -Again, yes. VD has 4 legs, therefore 2 butts. So yes. Crazy ass.



    -We go back in time when the fish soldier was taking to Luffy about air tank.
    -Everyone hears it. Mustachio minister is still freaking out.
    -The people of FI are listening into their conversation, and slowly realize that Luffy might actually be on their
    side.
    -or not.
    -Some are still confused.
    -Choppers still cute though.



    -EXPOSITION VERY MUCH YES.
    -anyway, most important thing is the last couple of speech bubbles.
    -We hear Broshi say "I know what hody is" once again.



    -So we finally go back to present time!
    -yesssss come onnnn WHAT IS HODY DAMN IT?!
    -oh god look at Luffy, what ever he is or whatever happened to him, It must be big to make Luffy look so
    shocked/awe/confused like that!

    BROSHI : "HODY IS A MONSTER BORN FROM CIRCUMSTANCE!!!"


    -....
    -OOOOOOOOOOODAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!




    -So Broshi gives a little speech about it all an-
    -OH GOOD GOD
    -WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
    -OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD
    -I AM SO SCARED RIGHT NOW
    -I THINK I PEED MY PANTS
    -He looks like a PSYCHO FISH CLOWN SHARK THING
    -*sob*
    -OK I NEED TO KNOW WHAT MADE THIS HIM THIS WAY.
    -not the pills i mean. I mean what the hell did he say to Luffy and Co.



    -So we take a little flashback to when he said.
    -What was it?! What kinds of things happened to him in the past?! What did humans DO TO YOU HODY?!!?!


    HODY : "NOTHING."


    -...
    -HO-LY-SHIT-TAKE-MUSHROOMS.
    -WHA-
    -I-I-I am so....
    BLOWN AWAY.
    oh wow
    -BEST VILLAIN LINE EVER
    -Some would say that that is utter crap.. but that word has so much weight on it. Every villain so far had a
    reason or something pushing them towards their villainy, wether it was money, fame, power.
    -Hody? No reason. He just has power and chose a group to bash their heads in.
    -Major villain points drug-dude.

    -And like Broshi says, his hatred lacks personal experience and lacks will. He's just a opponent that's empty
    and lacks substance OF SOUL. Strong words Broshi.

    -It's more impact filled when you realize Hody is the only one with this philosophy. All his NFP dudes
    probably have felt some form of racism against them, or someone they love. But Hody doesn't. He's just
    doing it 'cuz its fun or something.

    -it's even more impact-filled when you SEE HODY'S FREAKING FACE
    -GOD HODY STOP LOOKING LIKE THAT
    -YOUR PUPILS ARE SEPARATING INTO LINES, MAN!! LINES!!!!!

    -END THE CHAPTER PLEASE ODA
    -END IT FOR THE LOVE OF STAINLESS PANTIES




    -CHAPTER END



    ~#$%** crazy dabble **%$#~









    ALIIIIVE

    ONE PIECE 644

    Spoiler:


    ONE PIECE 644


    "To zero" OR "Osama Bin Laden + Hody= FINLADEN" OR "STEVEN COLBERT WAS RIGHT"



    -we start of with From The Decks Of The World #27 "Jaya South Bird ♥ North Bird → Western Bird &
    Eastern Bird"

    -Remember that South Bird the Stawhats abducted?
    You know, the one they used to reach Sky Island?
    And was only there for a couple of chapters/episodes?
    HE GETS A COVER PAGE.

    -If people still think Oda forgets some characters, your answer is Shut Up.

    -Hmm.... Meeting The Strawhats sems to be a blessing in One Piece. Mr. South Bird probably
    wouldn't have met the lovely Mrs. North Bird and they wouldn't have those lovely kids.

    -WHO SAYS ODA DOESNT DO ROMANCE.

    -This way, even Zoro wouldn't get lost!
    -...
    -he'll probably still get lost...



    RUN TO THE CHAPTERSSSSSSSSS



    -So we start off the chapter with some fishmen running...swimming...i dunno, moving in
    one direction in a quick, unanimous, yet messy motion.
    -Everyfishy is freaking out about Hody and what he really is.
    -While everyone is ru- fleeing for their lives, Broshi takes the time to bash NFP about how
    they lack experience, determination, or substance.

    -Now experience i get. Substance? sure why not. Determination? Broshi. HE'S KILLING EVERYONE.
    AND THEY DON'T SEEM TO BE STOPPING. Hody took pills till he turned white. Determination
    is what stops me from getting up for that glass of water because that pile of clothes i have
    to organize seem like a bit too much for me to handle, therefore I'm doing this review. I think
    determination isn't something they are missing.

    -Also, check out giraffe neck woman in the crowd. I love how non fishwoman she looks. Her
    body is so out of proportion it boggles my mind. The fact that she's wearing a bikini with short
    shorts and a random jacket would make Gok Wan proud. Or scream in fashion agony. Either way.


    -Fishle still don't have a clue what Broshi is saying. But that's ok. The huge half-island sized ship
    crashing down on you kind of stops your brain's normal thinking skills.




    -Meanwhile Hod- OH GOD HIS FACE.

    -AND THOSE EYES.
    -those tiny tiny eyes
    -maybe his eyes are tiny because his mouth now takes up 80% of his face.
    -His gums look like his lips though. Every time i see him i mistake him for having lipstick on.
    -Really bad lipstick.

    -Anyway, he's going batshit crazy. But then again, he's been doing that for the past 20 chapters.

    -While the ark falls we see two dots chasing each other.
    -Dot on the bottom is, of course, Luffy and The Boobs.
    -The Boobs are afraid of Hody.

    -The Boobs comments on Hody's recent face-lift.
    -Luffy wants to see.
    -Haha..Sure Luffy. You can totally see the Fishman coming after you if you try and look through
    her cleavage. Keep it up.

    -Somewhere else, fishman soldiers are playing Bubble Pop.
    -Hody wants to play too.




    -Hody decides to have a flashback while going completely out of his mind.
    -That's ok.
    -My problem is still that I see lovely plushy lips every time i see his face.

    -So on to flashback we go.
    -We see a bunch of fishmen screaming about how FI is doomed because it got weakened by
    humans and their ....human-ness.
    -While this happens, Hody and friends look on
    -hm.......



    -Then we see a fish-guy saying some other fish-guy blew himself up in a "human shop".

    -Wait....what? HUMAN shop? Doesn't he mean "Fishman shop"? Or maybe even "slave shop"?
    -Technically, every shop up there is a human shop. Seeing as its owned by a human.
    -Mangastream, are you losing your marbles?........more often lately?

    -Well, anyway, the crowd says its a shame he died but it was for a good cause......
    -Hmm......
    -Of course, Hody applauds this, and so does his mini minions.
    -His mini minions want to be fish-heroes.

    -Muchi's hair is so...weird...
    -That looks like Greek hair cut. I-Is he Greek?
    -Can a fish be Greek? It can't....can it?
    -Then again his name is "Ikaros" Muchi...
    -Nice one Muchi's Mom........if you're alive.

    -Then they pan to a time where Arlong had a badass bandana.
    -Then he starts talking about their fight with the humans as a "Holy War"....
    -hmmmm....

    -You know, This really hits home with me. Seeing as from the Mid-East, I'm actually very used to
    seeing kids like him playing around. Thankfully, none of them turn out to be fanatics because
    someone eventually puts them to place with a good dose of "SHUT UP OR I'LL TAKE YOUR
    AMERICAN PS3 and COLA".
    -Always works.
    -The fact that they are not little white sharks with legs helps too.
    -But sometimes some kids slip through the cracks because of a adult's stupidity. Hody is a good
    example of this. Queen Otohime didn't yell "not in front of the children" for nothing.




    -ANYWAAAAY
    -Terrorist Arlong starts to give a mini speech about how humans came up with "Persecution"
    as a means to fight fishman, and that that was what drove them to the bottom of the sea.
    -Terrorist child Hody and friends, and even chop-chop fishman from back in Arlong Park are
    there.
    -We pan to Hachi and Arlong's hot sister Shirley.

    -Might I add, she isn't gigantic.
    -...
    -I just opened a very scary window of opportunity didn't I.

    -So Hachi is taking to a bunch of kids about how he met a human that isn't an asshole.
    -Hody walks away, saying that he doesn't like Hachi's story, and that it makes him want to
    throw up.
    -It shows. He really does look like he's about to throw up....while also looking like he's about to
    kill the guy next to him.....while throwing up.
    -We pan to Hody looking like the Omen Kid (Fish remix) while listening to how others kept
    telling him to keep on hating humans.




    -So then we pan to the scene where Hody and Co find out Tiger was killed by humans.
    -Zeo, with a very cool jacket, appears. What he says is not important. That jacket is awesome.
    -Then we pan t- WHAT THE HELL?!
    -...
    -Oh God. W-wha?!
    -...
    -REVERSE KKK TIME

    -Well that's a weird thing to see in the morning.
    -And an utterly horrifying thing to see at night.

    -And i'm sorry to say this Zeo...but... THE MASK. IT DOES NOTHING.

    -So NFP go to the home of a fish-guy that happened to give a human some of his blood.
    -They aren't taking any of it, and decide the best possible solution is to burn his house down.

    -MAKES PERFECT SENSE.




    -We pan into the future a bit and see Hody talking with his buds about how he hates the
    Royal family.
    -Muchi, with yet another weird haircut, tells Hody that Jinbei is joining the Warloards.
    -We pan into the future some more to see Fishman District is in uproar because of their queen's
    death.




    -Somewhere else, Hody is having a toast with his buddies/accomplices about their assassination
    mission going well.

    -It seems that the NFP hotshots are all in this "I KILL PEOPLE JUST BECAUSE" thing. Time to
    nom nom nom my words from the last review. I though Hody was the only one who felt that
    way.
    -Guess not.

    -DRUG TIME

    -Hody says that the time for revenge is now.
    -NFP hotshots are all surprised at the bag of drugs Hody has.
    -Hody then tells Zeo to mass produce them.

    -Well damn. Looks like Hody missed a good chance to build himself up a cartel.
    -Stupid Hody. Everyone knows drugs are the answer. Just ask any psychotherapist.
    -haha...So Hody is a terrorist racist drug addict white shark.......
    -...
    -OH. MY. GOD.
    -STEVEN COLBERT WAS RIGHT.
    -
    -IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW
    -*hides under covers*

    -Though I'm curious, what would happen if a human ate that drug....hm....




    -Most of this page's dialogue can be switched with monologues Sasuke has with his magical
    eyes.
    -Not much here really. Just Luffy and The Boobs jetting through the ocean floor. Not much.




    -We pan to fish soldiers pointing out the pros and cons of the bubble they are about to shoot.
    -Finally they shoot the bubble towards Noah.
    -Osama bin Hody says it's too late, while Broshi continues to bash NFP.



    -Broshi explains how Fishman District was where all their hatred went, and how dumb they
    all were to pretend as if they couldn't see it, and talks about how much they focused on
    what was right in front of them.
    -Of course he says all this while fish are swimming away, mini flashbacks appear, pirates fight
    themselves, and a bunch of fish look up to the sky as if they were listening to the voice of God
    or something.



    -Broshi finally gets to the last part of his long speech by saying that it's already too late for them,
    and that is what his mother feared the most.
    -Looks like Hody and Co Finladen and Frieends aren't as redeemable as some fans think.
    -Poor Broshi, don't cry.
    -seriously don't, it makes no sense. You are floating in the middle of the ocean.
    -damn now The Boobs is doing it too.
    -HOW DO THEY DO IT. I NEED TO KNOW.
    -Anyway, more flashbacks occur, and Broshi admits that even he got caught up by the hate, and
    that "grudges are illusions that the living create and feed on".
    -ohohoh. You just know Kishimoto is going to rip this off for his naruto-VS-sasuke fight.



    -Finladen doesn't seem to give a crap about what Broshi is saying, as he is getting closer and
    closer to Luffy and the Boobs.
    -Hachi and Camie are chillin' in the forest and Fishle are still running around scared shitless.

    -Broshi ends his very very long speech by saying that if they don't do something about the "grudge
    of FI" now, it will destroy FI.

    BROSHI : " Strawhat..PLEASE! WE DON'T NEED THE PAST!!! BRING EVERYTHING BACK TO ZERO!!!!"

    -First of all, be glad Robin isn't around, cuz she would slap you silly.
    -Second, you just said you had to stop it, then you tell Luffy to do it? Meh, i guess you take what
    you can.



    BROSHI : "There are old ghosts that have survived in the shadows of this island..."

    -That isn't a ghost. That is a freaking demon from hell. THE EYES. THE EYEEEEEEES.

    BROSHI : "PLEASE TURN INTO A GHOSTBUSTER AND EXTINGUISH THEM!"

    -While Broshi FINALLY GETS TO THE END OF HIS DAMN SPEECH we see that the soldiers got a high
    score in bubble pop, and won a air-filled Noah.

    -FODDER THAT DOES SOMETHING. MY GOD.

    -Broshi tells Luffy to bring everything back to zero one more time as we take a look at the plaza
    and the Kingy
    -Finladen laughs...or maybe he isn't...he might be horny, sad, excited because its Friday, but we
    can never know, because of those damn drugs.
    -OH GOD HE'S DROOLING.
    -HE'S DROOLING WHILE CHASING LUFFY AND THE BOOBS.
    -nvm. He's happy. Very very happy.
    -Luffy takes the opportunity to be awesome, and tells Broshi to sit back and relax.



    -We get a bit of exposition from fish above the plaza.
    -then we hear luffy all sophisticated, throwing around words like "descended".
    -Luffy, you didn't descend into the plaza, you stuffed yourself into a shark's stomach, got that
    shark caught in a net, then made the shark cough you out probably by walking up it's esophagus.
    BIG DIFFERENCE.
    -Handsome Jinbei is also there.
    -Luffy says that the moment they got here, they decided that nobody was going to lay a finger on
    FI, and to leave everything to them, The Strawhats.
    - i wonder what Robin is thinking in the last panel
    -Those little bubbles with "...." drive me insane. I WANT TO KNOW WHAT THEY MEAN
    -or maybe it's the fishman that's thinking. I still want to know what it means though




    LUFFY : "We're friends after all!"

    -OH GOD LUFFY stop making Broshi cry before he creates another ocean with his tears
    -but your tears are understandable Broshi. Hearing that from Luffy is basically getting the
    OK from Oda that everything from here on out will be awesome. Just ask Southbird.
    -Hearing this, all the FI residents decide to NOT evacuate their island.
    -I completely understand.
    -...
    -Wait what?




    -We pan to Noah, now with air. Luffy tells The Boobs to stay his side.
    -THE BOOBS IS READY AND DETERMINED.
    -mygodwhatamityping

    LUFFY : "I'LL END THIS IN AN INSTANT!!"

    FINLADEN : "DEATH TO AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"

    LUFFY : "..?? well whatever, GEAR SECOND ARMED"

    -Luffy gets a CoA punch ready.
    -BUT
    -As the punch gets to it's point of return, it does something only Luffy can do
    -DEFY THE LAWS OF THE UNIVERSE.
    -Luffy's hand starts to create fire IN THE MIDDLE OF THE OCEAN.
    -I DO NOT UNDERSTAND
    -BUT FOR SOME REASON
    -I DO NOT CARE ONE BIT
    -Osama bin Hody's face is so lulzy I couldn't help but laugh. I guess the drugs really did glue his
    face into one position. At least his eyes grew back

    LUFFY : "RED HOOK!!!"

    -Luffy's new attack punches the druggy smile right off of Finladen's face.
    -It also causes a mini explosion on Finladen's back.
    -...
    -HHHHHUUUUUUUNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG THE AWESOMENESS IS MAKING MY GRIN RIP MY FACE


    -As it happens, the attack is written the same way Ace's "Hiken fire fist" attack is
    -Dawwwwwww an attack as a tribute to Ace....
    -...
    -SABO TRIBUTE ATTACK = WANT

    -the only thing that would make this attack more awesome would be if Ace suddenly pops out from
    Hody's back.

    -...
    -excuse me while i do something about that.


    -CHAPTER END



    ~#$%** crazy dabble **%$#~

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    ONE PIECE 645

    Spoiler:

    ONE PIECE 645


    "Death is also revenge" OR "Yes it is, but can't you just make them sit on a whoopee cushion and call it a day?"




    -we start of with From The Decks Of The World #28 "Skypiea rubber band land admission ticket
    sales"woman" Amazon"

    -OH SNAP. USOPP GOT A GOLD STATUE BEFORE LUFFY.

    -or maybe it isn't gold. Maybe its made of rubber...It is "rubber band land" after all.

    -Amazon had a makeover. THE PIG TAILS DO NOTHING. Neither does the lipstick. In fact, I think
    she looks scarier than she does before. STOP SMILING.

    -and she's still stingy with the money.

    -and the biggest question of all....What does one see or do in rubber land...?

    -........

    -there's a rainbow in the background. I ...I.... I don't understand.. BUT IM OK WITH IT.





    - WHATS THAT COMING OVER THE HILL
    IS IT A CHAPTAAAR~
    IS IT A CHAPTAAAAAAAR~





    -So we continue from the very cliffy cliffhanger from last chapter with a mini explosion coming out
    of Finladen's back.
    -UNDERWATER.
    -Finladen got the living daylights exploded out of him
    -Luffy continues to kick ass.
    -or make backs explode with his hand on fire. Whatever you like.
    -Luffy' s punch sends Finladen flying,
    -UNDERWATER.


    -Wow. It's one thing to punch someone so hard it makes them fly through the air. It's another thing
    to punch someone so hard they make their body move that fast underwater...you know, with water
    density as appose to air density...
    -But I guess mixing physics into One Piece isn't exactly the best Idea. I mean, an island can exist
    thousands of meters under water by being supported by.....a bubble.

    -ANYWAY

    -Fishladen gets punched right into Noah and Its bubble.
    -Luffy and The Boobs quickly run after him

    -OH! Is that The Boobs being strong mentally?!
    -No underwater tears either!
    -Good for you!
    -Alright. I'll call you Boobhoshi again.

    -Boobhoshi and Luffy get closer to Noah.



    -On Noah Finladen digs himself out of the [s]coffin[s/] hole Luffy made
    -As he gets out he chomps on some pills
    -Poor thing is coughing and hacking on his own breath
    -Oh wait he's coughing and hacking on pills
    -nvm
    -wait...is he?
    -is...is he... .........is he making fart noises with his hands?
    -seriously look!
    -he's going "BRRRRT BRRRRT"
    -If he was eating some pills... i am pretty sure.... HE WOULD GO "CHEW CHEW" OR "NOM NOM" .
    RIGHT MANGASTREAM.

    -after making farting noises he gets back his strength
    -Stay on your toes Finladen, because Luffy just got into Noah's bubble!!



    -Wasting no time, Luffy cranks out Gear Third
    -Finladens awestuck
    -Fodders cheer
    -backgrounds appear
    -Luffys awesome-eer
    -Finladens in fear
    -EXPOSITION OF THE PLAZA IN FULL GEARRRRRR

    -I should be a rapper.



    -Anyway, we go back to the fish who don't want to run away from the giant ship that, now, might or
    might not fall on their heads and squash them into itty bitty pieces.

    FISHFODDER : ".....!!!! I don't know..."

    -*facepalm*

    FISHFODDER : "BUT...!!!"

    -*removes palm from face slowly*

    FISHFODDER : "When Fishladen's broadcast earlier, I Thought we were doomed, so let me give
    you a flashback of my childhood that explains everything."

    -So fishfodder dude remembers a "Human" that was so awesome, he touched the hearts of everyone
    in FI.
    -who?
    -WHO?!
    -WHO ELSE HAS THAT MUSTACHE!!!!!!!!!!

    -We see a bunch of FodderPirates running for dear life.
    -That seams to be the only thing they do really. Fight, Run, Steal, Die. Busy people aren't they.



    -Whiteawesomebeard starts swatting them away like flies screaming "Don't you dare invade the
    country of my friends!!! You Flat-Nosed Bastards!!!!"

    -....
    -am I the only one that actually looked at every single pirate down there and check if they actually
    had a flat nose?
    -some of them do...
    -is this a literal translation? Or is he talking about the nobles...?
    -Oda knows.....noes.....teehee

    -Whiteamazingbeard pulls up his flag and declares FI is territory, looking awesome in the process.



    -END OF FLASHBACK
    -we go back into the future and see another fodder fish surprised that the first fodder dude put Luffy
    in the same league as Whitekickasstbeard.
    -Oh come now, it awesomeness, those two are a close tie.
    -fodder fish says he does hate humans but Luffy did say they were friends, so everything will be OK
    in the end.
    -Meanwhile Arlong's hot sister keeps looking up [s]damn she's been doing that for weeks now...isn't
    she tired or something?....[s/] while having some mini flashbacks of her own
    -Back in Noah Finladen tells Luffy to stop [s]being awesome [s/] bluffing, and that the bite he gave him
    deFINitely had an effect on him
    -Luffy says he's tougher than that, while bleeding in janapese.
    -seriously, why translate half the bubbles and leave the rest? I mean, it's an easy fix too. Just a quick
    copy pasta. and yet.......sigh....sometimes I wonder whether I am reviewing a One Piece chapter or
    Mangastream's take on the One Piece chapter


    -In the next page, Finladen turns into a ninja
    -and the water speaks japanese
    -thats just awesome
    -Luffy tells boobhoshi to stay back while he takes out the
    terrorist ninja fish
    -Finladen starts shooting water sharks out of his hands!
    -now that's a great party trick.
    -But luffy dogdes them all like a boss


    -Luffy gets his CoA on
    -Finladen sees his very odd fish-KKK life flash before his eyes
    -Then Luffy lands his punch right on his fishy target with a lovely elephant gun
    -take a moment to soak this in will you? because its called elephant gun for a reason. If this doesn't
    impact you, just re-imagine this page while luffy is smacking Finladen with an elephant.
    -No wonder the crowd is happy
    -Finladen has some terrorist monologue while luffy continues to beat the crap out of him (though
    that's gonna take a while. There's is a hell of a lot of crap in that fish)
    -Luffy decides to continue to attack, KOing Finladen and slowly taking out Noah as well
    -Unfortunetly, Luffy opens his shark bait wound while doing it. in japanese.
    -The page ends with a couple of exposi- OH GOD DAMN IT SHE'S CRYING AGAIN
    -well that didn't last long.
    -damn boobs.
    -sigh, how disappointing. A step backward. nothing can help tha-


    LUFFY : " GOMU GOMU NOOOOOOO ELAPHANT GATLING~!!!!!"


    -FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUU-REAKING YESSS
    -this attack...my God...I was waiting for it.
    -But apparently, Its so awesome, Luffy disappears, and so does his giant hands.
    -someone's getting lazy
    -The anime HAS to do this scene justice. Like maybe Luffy shown doing a gatling but his arms
    disappear midway, then all you see is a bunch of explosions on a giant boat . ....said Michel Bay.
    -everybody is in awe. rightfully so.




    -Back down in the plaza, the NFP are freaking out at the fact Luffy just KOed their captain


    PIRATEFODDER : " But even Strawhat can't break Noah apart!!


    -Watch him.

    -fodder tries to run, but Zeoidburg isn't having it.
    -fodder begs zeo to let him go, but instead he kills him and beats up his friend with his chain

    ZEO " DEATH IS ALSO REVENGE!!! Now excuse me while I share with you my KKK speech."

    -Zeo continues to freak everyone out with his KKK talk.

    -now wait a sec...KKK was a human thing...I don't think Zeo would like that being told that he is
    copying humans. So how about a change.
    -instead of KKK for Klu Klux Klan...
    ...how about...
    ...F!...For Fish!....
    so..
    FFF..
    being...
    ...
    Flu....Flux...Flan................................ ...........
    .......

    PERFECT.
    -oh God what did I just do. The name actually makes sense.

    -So Zeo continues to ramble on FFF style
    -everyone is still freaking out and people call him crazy
    -Then hammerheadED says that if they were, it's the human's fault. While crushing another fishman
    with a giant hammer.
    -damn. I mean even the fish fodder to the left of the guy getting smashed felt that. Look at his poor
    face...all...constipated looking...
    -At the top of the plaza, the fish kids are looking on scared
    -one asks if humans are really that scary
    -Kid, you have no idea.
    -Nan Dato guy agrees.



    -But #1 hot sister tells him to shut it.
    -Shirley tells the kids to watch what's happening, and come up to conclusions by themselves.
    -NOW THAT'S PARENTING.
    -the kid looks on at the problem at hand...
    -the fishmen....the humans.....the skeleton with an afro...

    FISHKID : *sees Brook* " ...and him?"

    SHIRLEY : "w-well , I'm not sure about some of them...."

    -They all see Zeo continuing his FFF speech while choking people.



    -Brook doesn't like Zeo's speech, and decides to stop his fun
    -HAHA. fodder think his face is a mask. IF ONLY YOU KNEW.
    -Brook lets it slide, but he isn't giving Zeo any chances to redeem anything.
    -Brook shows off his pissed off side
    -Franky thinks it's a welcomed change
    -But of course, Brook has to end it all with a skull joke. Otherwise he wouldn't be Brook.
    -Zeo also thinks Brook and crew are impressive, but says they will all die, and that all human's will
    die!!
    -and then contemplates if Brook is even human.



    -Brook pulls up a pose, sparkles like Edward, and says his captain is the future pirate king. He says
    he believes in him and yada yada.
    -Elsewhere, a drunken octopus finally realizes his sowrds are gone.
    -The drunken octopus turns horny again.
    -shut up he is. You cant look at that 3rd panel and tell me otherwise.
    -Squruto (see what i did thaaar) moves in for the punch, but Frank's got a few tricks up his sleeve!
    -Somewhere else Wadatsumi is falling into Light's Sanji's plan. And Jinbei is in on it.

    -wait...if Sanji is Light... Who's Jinbei..?
    -PFFT I know right?
    -HE'S OBVIOUSLY MISA.



    -Over at yet another part of the plaza, some ugly fodder are frightened.

    -oh come on, no hot studs in the pirate crowd? none? at all?....oh well.

    -Mole#2 has his mouth agape an inch more than usual in this panel, and Usopp is in some sort of
    distress?!
    -What could it be?! Well it's none other than MONSTER CHOPPER BABY.

    -Que. guitar riff.

    -Usopp, about to crap his pants I imagine, tells him that nothing has happened to make him go all
    berserk yet
    -Chopper "ehehe"'s, and tells Usopp he's fine.

    -We totally expected this...
    -But..
    -....

    -E
    -X
    -P
    -L
    -O
    -D
    -D
    -E
    -S

    -HOW ARE YOU STILL CUTE AS A 10 STORY TALL MONSTER. HOW.
    -And how are they gonna let his voice be in the anime?
    -if they go with squeeky, I'll Explode. Then my bits of flesh will go through a secondary explosion.



    -CHAPTER END



    ME : "OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG NEXT CHAPTER NOW NOW NOW N-"


    -ODA : "Next week I'm on a break."

    -...
    -Do you see the "WHY!?" ?
    -Right above the "HUH!!?" ?
    -To the far left?
    -The last panel?

    -IT WASN'T WRITTEN IN CONFUSION OF CHOPPER'S CHANGE. IT WAS THE VOICE OF EVERY
    ONE PIECE FAN IN THE WORLD.
    -or maybe just mine.



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    ONE PIECE 646

    Spoiler:


    ONE PIECE 646

    "Frog" OR "Take a shot for every 2-page spread"



    -we start of with From The Decks Of The World #29 "Skypiea rubber band land's famous
    Nola-Bungee & Asia the cloud ball girl"

    -So we get to see a bit of rubber band land

    -It's like Disney Land, but with a giant snake letting you use it's tongue as a bungee rope.

    -I WANT

    -oh wait it isn't his tounge, it's just just a rope. Well, that turned out 50% less cooler.

    -Asia looks pretty and girly. Very different then the last time we saw her.

    -I did, however, mistake her cap thing with Krispy Kreme's cap .




    NANANANANANANANA~
    CHAPTAAAAAAAAAAR~




    -Back in the plaza, Usopp is as flabbergasted as I am
    -neighborhood friendly giant Chopper starts to explain his new power up while HammerheadED
    is about to piss his pants
    -So Chopper gets to be everyone's nightmare for 3 minutes.
    -How he thinks this wont bother to anyone is beyond me.
    -Usopp takes a positive note to this, and tells Chopper he's gonna be a big help from now on.
    -Chopper pauses...
    -aaaaaand
    -then he- OH GOD
    -that is THE CREEPIEST thing i've seen so far in the New World
    -HIS EYES
    -THEY SHINE
    -well. At least he's happy.




    -HammerheadED gets his courage back up and throws a lame line. Mole #2 follows suit.
    -Mole #2 jumps into action, but right before he even gets to do a anything, Usopp shows him
    that you just can't top his awesomeness right now.
    -He uses a new attack.
    -OH GOD ZOMBIE PLANTS
    -nonononononoNONONONONONONONONO
    -plants are off limits to zombiefication. You just shouldn't mix those two.
    -God damn it, I KNEW that Plants VS. Zombies game was too good to be true
    -ok maybe I'm over reacting. They're just plants with tenticles roots. Nothing new.

    USOPP : "Green Star; Human Drake!!! This plant with living roots hides underground then leaps
    out at any prey that walk overhead!!"

    -...
    -I KNEW IT. ZOMBIE PLANTS.
    -USOPP YOU MONSTER.

    -So the Zombie plants knock Mole #2 away and onto a trap Usopp had made him
    -Mole #2 gets flung into the air by......





    -Boobs.
    -....
    -........
    -Zombie plants....and now Boob plants?
    -Come on Oda, this is getting ridiculous.
    -This better not get colored pink in the anime.

    -Usopp gives the excuse that the plant propels anything up into the air, so now Merry Christmas's
    ugly fish brother has nowhere to dodge.
    -We pan to Generallyawesome Franky and his squidy enemy

    -As usual, the enemy boasts, and then reveals a head with hair in the shape of an arrow that
    conducts electricity.
    -....
    -whaaaaaaaaaaaaat in the heeeeeeeeeeeeeeell....
    -I knew he had some crazy hair as a kid, but this is ridiculous

    -Much gives a little info on the capabilities of his electric hair. Not surprisingly, he doesn't give any
    reason behind his hair suddenly conducting electricity.
    -FRANKY IS UNFAZED
    -He pops his head out of his robot's stomach





    -aaaaand we pan
    -Oda you tease
    -but at least we pan to a good fight right!?

    -Zoro is up!
    -Zoro calls octo dude a frog....
    -Zoro has no sense of direction, and now he can't see properly? Usually it's the other way around....
    -Octo dude is as confused as I am, and jumps to attack!!

    -aaaaand we pan
    -...
    -Oda you ass

    -ok at least we go back to our super tag team!
    -Sanji and Jinbei are up!
    -They both just stare at Wadatsumi as he continues to fall into Light and Misa's Sanji and
    Jinbei's plan

    -aaaaaaaaaaand we pan...
    -.........
    -ODA YOU FFUUUU-

    -*breathe in.....breath out*

    -ok. Brook and FFF member Zeo are up.
    -Zeo taunts Brook by making a circle around himself with his weapon, and tells Brook he's gonna
    get it if he tries to come in.
    -Brook starts to hum
    -OH CRAP HE'S HUMMING.
    -You know this won't end well
    -might as well say my goodbyes to Zeo right now




    -AWESOME 2-PAGE SPREAD #1


    -Brook continues to hum, and a cold chill passes Zeo
    -before Zeo even knows it, Brooks' behind him, telling him "I PASSED YOUR CIRCLE BITCH"
    -Ok maybe he doesn't say it that way, but it FELT like he was.
    -Mister FFF has no idea what happened, and as he turns to glance at Brook and BAM

    -Brook busts a new move
    -And looks so awesomely sinister doing it
    -I mean....LOOK AT HIS EEEEEEEYES......or lack there of.

    -Zeo. You have a wonderful new ice mohawk. That's placed across your face.


    BROOK : "Even blood freezes...in the wind of hell.............and I hope it flips some skirts too~!"

    -.....
    -I wouldn't be surprised if it turns out Brook trained this attack by waving his sword at ladies'
    skirts for hours on end.........




    -AWESOME 2-PAGE SPREAD #2


    -It's Usopp's turn in the spotlight
    -He uses his 3rd and last attack, just as he said he would
    -Usopp sends a little green star while Mole/Fish man is still mid-air
    -The little pea thing starts growing into a GIANT WOLF

    -daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn

    -haha...the tiny circle nose is kinda cute tho-

    USOPP : "The bulb at the tip of his nose has a diameter of 3 meters, and it releases a stunningly
    powerful shock wave!!!"

    -k-k-k-kinda....c-c-c-cute...

    USOPP : "IMPACT WOLF!!!!"

    -k-k-k-k-c-c-c--CRAP
    -NOTCUTENOTCUTENOTCUTE




    -AWESOME 2-PAGE SPREAD #3


    -HammerheadED is on the attack
    -Decides the best way to do it is to become a hammer tornado. More deadly than you think.
    -Chopper isn't having any of it
    -OH GOD LOOK AT CHOPPY'S EYES
    -Look at him. He looks fierce.
    -Like he's staring into a hammer's soul and scaring it stiff. And hammers don't even have souls.


    DOSUN : "Dosun! BOGAAN!! DOGYAAAAAAN!!! BAGYAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!! MEGYA-"

    CHOPPER : "SOULLESS BITCH SLAP."


    -oooooww....I felt that...
    -damn Chopper looks scary....The only thing that would make him look scarier would be if he
    plucked out one of his horns and started stabbing him with it.
    -anyway
    -Franky climbs out of his awesome robot




    -AWESOME 2-PAGE SPREAD #4


    -FRANKY'S TIME TO SHINE
    -AND BOY DOES HE

    FRANKY : "FRANKY RADICAL BEAAAAAM!!!!"

    -Franky upgrades from pressurized air blasts to full on BEAAAAAAAAAAAAMS
    -Damn straight indeed.
    -Oda. You have created a monster.
    -I guess Much's unexplainable electrical hair didn't help much.
    -Chopper and Usopp can't hold themselves together. Poor things.
    -Good thing Luffy isn't here. He wouldn't be able to handle this.
    -Nami and Robin on the other hand......




    -AWESOME 2-PAGE SPREAD #5


    -Jinbei's turn to shock and awe
    -Of course, fodders think he's not gonna be able to do anything.
    -FOOLS.
    -Jinbei uses a fish-a-te punch that causes giant ripples to appear on Wadatsumi's ...blubber.
    -damn...His ocean karate turns skin to look like water. That's ....deliciously symbolic.
    -Wadatsumi is almost out for the count. He loses a bit of air because of the attack, and gets rocketed
    into the sky




    -AWESOME 2-PAGE SPREAD #6


    -Sanji runs after after him
    -Now this, ladies and gentlemen, is how you use your anger.
    -Sanji, remembering his wonderful/hellish transsexual summers, sets himself on fire.
    -"With what?" you may ask
    -Willpower. Sheer Willpower.
    -Either that, or he soaked himself in gasoline before the fight and lit himself with his cigarette.

    -He uses his new attack "Hell Memories" to open a can of flaming woop-ass on Wadatsumi
    -After turning super saiyan, Sanji sends Wadatsumi crashing down, and gives a cool cooking
    line before their battle ends




    -AWESOME 2-PAGE SPREAD #7


    -We finally get to part we all really~ wanted
    -dangerous drunk perverted octo Hyouzou moves in with his poison swords
    -Zoro tells him to knock it off, and calls him a frog again
    -Hyouzou starts to rant about it

    HYOUZOU : "WOULD A FROG HAVE DEADLY POISON?!!"

    -Well, actually yeah. Yeah it could.

    -Zoro. I'm glad you have one eye. Cuz if you had both of them, you would be killing everybody
    with your stare.
    -Zoro shows off a new attack "Rengoku Onigiri"

    -honestly I don't see anything new about this new attack.
    -I mean, other than the giant X made of octopus blood.
    -but hey, if the anime shows if off as blades coming down with trails of black behind them, that
    would be pretty awesome too.

    -Fodder exclaim that all the members have been defeated.

    -And for the finale, Zoro explains that the reason he's been calling Octo dude a frog, was because
    he reminded him of "a frog in a well"
    -This is coming from the saying a "frog in a well has no knowledge of the ocean"
    -Basically Zoro's telling him he's a small fry
    -or in his case 8 small fries OHOHOHOHO




    -CHAPTER END




    -DAMMMMMMMMN no wonder Oda took a break...
    -Mind boggling 2 page spreads from heaven...



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    ONE PIECE 647


    Spoiler:


    CHAPTER 647

    "Stop Noah" OR "This arc was shorter than Kim's marriage"



    -we start of with From The Decks Of The World #30 "Skypiea - Laki and Conis' Pumpkin cafe's
    famed specialty, Pumpkin noodles"

    -Sanji, stay away, CUZ YOU WONT BE ABLE TO HANDLE THIS

    -we see 2 of the leading secondary ladies from back and Skypiea, Laki and Conis

    -ooohhooo... Conis got bangs~ she wears them well

    -Laki now has heart hair. And she's winking.

    -Wow it's like all the women in Skypeia turned girly. Who knew Peace could be so...beautifying...

    -The men are the same though. Kinda stereotypical.




    YOU HAD ME AT ONE PIECE CHAPTER




    -we are, for maybe the thousandth time, back at the plaza
    -Zoro and Jinbei play their part of being the cool and collected badasses that brought the
    house/plaza down.
    -Fodder and secondary characters do their exposition thing

    -and here at the 4th, 5th, 7th, 10th, and 11th panel we get a nice surprise!
    -whats this i see?
    -an ENGLISH "Don!!"? IS THAT YOU MANGASTREAM?!
    -*Checks raws*
    -IT ISSSSSS YOU MANGASTREAM?!
    -wow. well that blew me away.
    -m-m-miracle?
    -I can't believe I'm saying this....G-good job Mangastream.
    -not that it would probably last...

    -We see the faces of beat up enemies and up beat heroes in a nice big 2 page spread
    -Chopper still looks weird though. I can't get used to him like this. I need a month at least.
    -Fodder scream "above you! Look out"




    -Poor BBQed Wadatsumi comes crashing down, eyes all ...swirly.
    -as FATE and a good camera angle would have it, Wadatsumi crashes behind the Strawhats
    minus Luffy, making the panel 20% more awesome
    -Jinbei is impressed with the Strawhat's Sleekness
    -Zoro pisses off Sanji
    -Sanji is pissed off accordingly
    -Chopper is FAWNING [s]OHOHOHO[s/] over Sanji's moves
    -Franky is jelly of Chopper~
    -Usopp is going ballistic over "Frank(IE) Beam"
    -Robin asks a valid question.
    -Brook is being Brook
    -Nami is not pleased
    -Everyone in the plaza roof gets a happy moment, but it's quickly vanishes when they realize.....




    -Yup. A giant ship is STILL falling over your heads.
    -It's good that they didn't totally forget about that.
    -Shirley and the kids on top of the plaza scream for dear life. -Well just the kids. Shirley just looks
    up while looking as hot as a female shark can look.
    -Down in the plaza the NFP are making a run for it while their leaders are enjoying their ice
    mohawks
    down for the count
    -In this hour of need, Triangle cheek fish asks Strawhat for help




    -Zoro and the rest of the gang all look up
    -The ship is slowly getting dangerously close to FI island's bubble
    -Luffy is still Gatling the hell out of Noah
    -He looks intense

    -the 5th panel, despite it's tiny size, is my favorite of the page
    -how does he put so much detail in one little box?!
    -ODA YOU MAKE MY TUMMY CHURN WITH JEALOUSY

    -Anyway, Noahs' falling some more.




    -Now nothing's changed. People still running around, some too scared to flee for dear life.
    -Luffy continues to smash Noah with huge black hands.
    -They kinda look like Buddha hands, but Buddha hands are usually known to be open palms.
    -So Luffy is like a bad Buddha....or an anti-Buddha...or ...something...
    -OH WHO CARES IT LOOKS AWESOME
    -and everyone else agrees
    -Nami is looking up; probably thinking "Oh that ship could have been sold for billions....damn"
    -Usopp just doesn't want to die.
    -And neither does anyone else, as they all start to chant "Strawhat" over and over



    -Fishle are still chanting
    -Luffy is still beating up the ship
    -Isn't VD and Finladen in that boat?
    -I feel sorry for them
    -Luffy's looking really out of breath
    -I don't think that attack is supposed to be used that long
    -Broshi puts in his own little line for this chapter
    -Kingy says that there is no other way than destroy the ship
    -He also mentioning Joy Boy
    -I WANT TO KNOW WHO JOY BOY IS
    -his name sounds like a japanese male stripper name



    -All of a sudden Luffy's head tells him to "STOP IT"?!?!
    -WOW
    -MY GOD
    -I DIDN'T KNOW LUFFY COULD THINK
    -Oh it's another person's voice inside Luffy's head.
    -that makes more sense
    -Luffy asks who it is
    -Shiraboobs swims through the sea of giant black hands and tells Luffy to stop
    -So wait, Shiraboobs is psychic? She's the one who talked to Luffy's mind? hmmm....




    -Shiraboobs stands infront of Luffy and to protect Noah With her boobs.
    -She Tells Luffy to stop
    -Luffy tells Shiraboobs to move out of the way or else her home will be destroyed
    -Good reasoning Luffy. Your rebuttal princess?

    SHIRABOOBS : "KYAA It's enough already!!!"

    -ok.
    -Luffy tells her it isn't enough, because everyone's gonna get squashed
    -Shiraboobs starts to give her reason aaaaaaaand iiiiiiittttttttt'ssss.....




    -Noah got stopped by 6 sea kings.
    -...
    -YOU COULD HAVE SAID THAT THE FIRST TIME AROUND SHIRABOOBS
    -Of course, Luffy sees these giant sea monsters and his first reaction is "?"

    -...
    -BUT OF COURSE.

    -Luffy finally realizes that a bunch of sea monsters are holding up Noah and asks why
    -Shiraboobs cries some more
    -Luffy tells her it isn't time for that

    -Why wouldn't it. It's just 8 FREAKING HUGE SEA MONSTERS
    -If there is a time to cry your eyes out, it's this.
    -look at the one in the middle. I think It's female. Because it has eyelashes.
    -She's still creepy though.

    -Anyway, Shiraboobs tells Luffy that she doesn't get it either, but Noah has stopped.




    -Luffy takes a minute to take a breath
    -Shiraboobs tells him he's bleeding all over Noah's woodwork
    -Luffy doesn't mind. He's glad that the ship didn't, you know, "squish everyone and create a sea
    of blood" as Robin would put it
    -Luffy finally eases up, but falls unconscious, and then falls off Noah and into Noah's rubble.
    -I think.
    -Either that or he fell into the Plaza.
    -Isn't that clear.
    -Probably Noah though

    -Anyway, the sea monsters start to talk an-
    -OH SHIT
    -THEY TALK?!
    -NOOOOOOOOO
    -NOOOOOOOOO
    -AW HELL NOOO
    -wait they arn't talking...those are though bubbles.
    -...
    -OH GOD THEY THINK
    -that's 100X scarier
    -look at Sea King #1 at the right
    -Do you want that face thinking "Well well ...what amaaaaazing humaaans" while looking down
    at you?
    -the answer is "Oh shit. I need new pants"

    -The Sea kings make small talk about Luffy's awesomeness and Noah




    -The giant sea monsters, that could eat the island if they were bored enough, say they're glad
    they didn't miss the party
    -They say it's a good thing Shiraboobs called them


    SHIRABOOBS : "Eh?! But I didn't do anything...i was just so sad..."

    SEA KING : "Yes. We felt that sadness through vibrations coming from your boobs."

    SHIRABOOBS : "Oh that's grea- Wait What?"

    -What. It's totally plausible.

    -Fodder soldiers are surprised
    -aaaand.... Luffy is still falling....
    -aaaand.....Luffy's fall ends.
    -Another sea king tells the princess that she wanted to help so badly, that they came and helped
    out themselves




    -We get panned to the Plaza once again where fodder soldiers are scrambling to find the right
    words to tell what just happened.

    -Oh soldiers, it isn't that hard
    -just tell them that after manifesting a bunch of giant black hands, Luffy punches a talking shark,
    then a ship, then mystical beast appear, they stop the ship, then Luffy falls a heroic fall.
    -MAKES PERFECT SENSE
    -but i guess by the time they said that mouthful, only one person is the crowd would go "yay!" in
    the distance.

    -So they cut all the blabber in between and shout out "Noah has stopped!!!"
    -And hasn't been destroyed either
    -Kingy must be happy about that

    -We see a tiny panel with an overall shot of the situation.
    -That panel really shows how big those sea kings are
    -They would make great guard dogs *WINK WINK*
    -We also get a big panel of kinda an overhead shot of the Plaza
    -People are cheering with joy, while Oda's assistants probably writhed in pain after finishing
    this panel.

    -Mermaids hug mermen, Luffy's still knocked out, Fishle and the Strawhats cheer on

    -and with that, Fishman Island is SAVED.




    -CHAPTER END




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    Oh god i should have posted these sooner...



    ONE PIECE 648



    Spoiler:


    ONE PIECE 648

    "The path towards the sun" OR "Everyone's jelly of Choppy this chapter" OR "Robin wins this chapter"



    -we start of with From The Decks Of The World #31 "Skypiea God's guards"

    -we see- HOT TAMALES

    -hubba hubba....Oda treats his female fans well...

    -OH GOD IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS

    -is that a ring on his fingeeeeeeeeeeeeer~ wootwoot~

    -Ok so it's the right hand, but hey, close enough.

    -The other Shandorians haven't really changed

    -I'm so jelly of Gan Fall right now




    HOUSTON, WE HAVE A CHAPTER




    -So Shiraboobs and the sea kings start to chat
    -Buck teeth sea king tells the princess that they've been waiting for her birth for a long time
    -shira- oh look at that, she has shell earings
    -so cute~
    -anyway, so she asks why her, and they tell her that Noah was made for them to pull in the first place.
    Or at least...that's what they were told.
    -They say that they've been waiting for a their queen to pop up for a while, and just as chance may
    have it, their queen turned out to be a mermaid

    -That's curious.... does that mean their queen way back when wasn't a mermaid? how strange...probably a Mangastream screw up.

    -The kings continue to say that Shiraboobs has been their their queen ever since she was born




    -back in the Island, soldier fodder keep everyone on track
    -They tell FI that the sea kings are not trying to eat anything, and they are protecting the island from
    Noah.
    -They also say Noah seems precious to them
    -Fodders in One Piece are sharp huh..
    -The princes discuss their sister's power
    -then Kingy labels her power as one "that has the potential to destroy the world"

    -It seems like every other power that's been popping up turns out to be one that "has potential to destroy the world"...

    -regardless. IS THAT THE SHADOW OF FORE I SEE?.
    -..
    -you know. as in foreshadow...ahaha..
    -nvm...



    -The kings tell Shiraboobs that the bubble Noah is in is starting to become absorbed into FI's bubble, and that she should probably go help out the hero
    -She looks down and Luffy's surrounded by rubble, all beat up
    -She starts to swim in his direction



    -we get panned to the ocean with the Kings carrying off Noah to God knows where
    -One of the kings says that the human with a hat could hear them!
    -Ohohhhhoooooo~ so that's what Luffy heard last chapter
    -Thought is was boob queen
    -Kings then say that while a person other than their queen hearing them is kinda impossible, it HAS HAPPENED BERORE
    -WITH...
    -the man with the plan.
    -or in this case, with the One Piece
    -ROGER

    -While this is a bit of exciting info, I'm kinda feeling skidish about the whole "Luffy is Rogers double" thing
    -I mean it's cool and all... but i dunno...
    -I guess I feel like Luffy should "be his own man" in a sense
    -Instead of just copy pasta what Roger did, It would be nice to see Luffy make legends of his own
    -meh.
    -i'm probably over thinking it
    -I mean the whole story is how every damn pirate out there want's to be Roger.
    -Oh well
    -Moving on




    -So the sea kings drop off Noah in the Sea Forest


    SEA KING : "The ship is all beaten up... I wonder If we can fix it...can we still use it?"


    -wat.
    -WAT.
    -What do you mean "use it"?
    -...as in RIDE it?
    -not possible.
    -...right?
    -How the hell would that work? If anything, the ship would ride them.
    -aaaagh the mental images in my head... this is making my mind explode.
    -I'm just gonna walk away from this...

    -So Dan, Hachi and Camie all share with us their WTF faces. Of course, no one can beat camie's. Takes a pro to wiggle your tongue like that. I know. I've tried.
    -The sea kings leave the forest, still hoping they can fix Noah.

    -BITCH YOU HAVE NO THUMBS
    -HELL YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE HANDS
    -YOU CAN'T FIX ANYTHING

    -Anyway, they take their leave, saying they'll be back when "the promised time" comes around.
    -5000 chapters later




    -Back at Ryuuguu palace,the ministers exchange words about the state everything is in
    -Turns out that the kidnapped mermaids were found in the castle, but FOR SOME MYSTERIOUS REASON there isn't any treasure left
    -I WONDER WHO DID THIS
    -being forgotten must be wonderful, eh Caribou?



    -Kingy doesn't care, and says he's glad that they found the mermaids becuase their hotness will eventually bring back profits in no time
    -Then Kingy tells his ministers to proclaim the Strawhats innocent or their Kidnapping charges
    -Back in the plaza the crowd hears that the Strawhats are innocent, and start to warm up to them




    -A bunch of the NFP don't want to fight anymore, so they try to sneak past jinbei

    JINBEI : " YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!not even if you call me handsome"

    -Jinbei tells the NFP of his wonderful new peaking order, and the NFP all squeal like children
    -We finally pan to the crew and Luffy's new pet Surume




    -Chopper you sly fox you... Or would you be a sly racoon..? you can't be a sly reindeer...that's just weird...
    -ANYWAY
    -Chopper gets to rest on Robins lap as he explains that his Monster form has a nasty rebound effect
    -3 minutes of giant bitch slaps = 3 hours in Robin's lap? I'm telling you he planned this.
    -Sanji tries to get the same treatment
    -Sorry Sanji, you just aren't fluffy enough.
    -Nami looks worried back there
    -She's looking up at the sky, probably waiting for Luffy to show up
    -either that or she's pinching her nose bridge. Sanji can be a very bad actor. The heart shaped eye and smoke is totally ruining the performance.
    -The crowd gets worked up as their princes come down with VD and Finladen in custody.




    -The crowd is a bit fidgety. I guess you can't blame them. Not when your prince brings you THAT for christmas...
    -father and son exchange words, then slams the chains on
    -Broshi takes a minute to pause
    -Then lets out a roar that...
    -tha...
    -...
    -What. The. Hell.
    -WHO is the IDIOT that chained up VD?
    -Look at VD's legs. They chained up his legs in pairs.
    -You idiots. He has 4 legs. If you tie them in pairs, HE CAN STILL WALK LIKE A NORMAL PERSON WITH 2 LEGS.
    -NO WONDER YOUR ISLAND IS MESSED UP



    -MOVING ON
    -So the crowd has mixed feelings of happiness and uneasiness
    -Well, that is to be expected
    -You would think a person would look rediculous after being beat up, but Finladen looks like he's still awake.
    -Out of the sky everyone hears a very big whine
    -Everyone is happy Luffy's back, but what they don't know is that Luffy's got a bit of a problem
    -Shiraboobs comes crying for people to help out our rubberman



    -Brace yourselves people. This next part is dangerous.
    -Here is where I just died of my inability to breath from laughing so much

    -Chopper is still unable to move properly
    -But that's ok
    -Cuz Robins got it
    -How?
    -Oh you know. She plays with Chopper like a 5 year old would with a doll, with the best poker-face I have ever seen in my life.

    -ROBIN. 30 YEAR OLD WOMEN CAN'T BE THIS CUTE. HOW DO YOU DO IT.

    -see the 4th and 5th panels?
    -In both, she's raising his hand/hoove. Like a play toy.
    -I think she's just making up for the crappy childhood where she didn't have any toys to play with.

    -Chopper explains that Luffy lost a lot of blood, and that he doesn't have enough

    -I think we can all see where this is going~
    -PARALLEL TIME~

    -Chopper asks for someone with F type blood to pop up but everyone has a bit of an issue with that




    -Toy Toy Chopper remembers the law FI has against inter-species blood transfusions, and Nami, being a bit busy when everyone had that talk, exclaims that the law is terrible
    -People in the plaza are nervous wrecks
    -Hate to be them right now
    -Shiraboobs tries to help out, but ROBIN IS BEING SO CUTE I CAN'T CONCENTRATE

    -AAAAAAARRGGHfghjklmjhdrghjkhdrfghjkgfd

    -I spilled cereal out of my nose and all over my laptop
    -I think Robin found her new super attack

    -*deep breath and a cleaned up laptop later*
    -All the Fishle are surprised at the princesses remark
    -all of a sudden everyone is super-surprised as a certain someone steps up




    -Jinbei walks up and proclaims his awesomeness for all to see
    -Ok that's not what he did but it looked like it
    -He tells the crew that he has F type blood, and that they can use as much as they need

    JINBEI : "Be my Bella, Luffy."

    CHOPPER : "That's grea- wait what?"

    -breaking barriers and laws, Jinbei gets a cheer from the crowd
    -The minister gets a bit worried, but Kingy just says it's for the best



    -Here we get a cooling moment
    -everything settled down
    -no more VD
    -no more Finladen
    -there is that one guy that stole mermaids but nobody really cares about his ass
    -the narrator gives a nice short tidbit as the plaza folks watch Jinbei donate blood
    -everyone starts to remember the blood that was poured by the fish of the past



    -narrator dude closes his mini speech with a upbeat message that "the road onwards to the sun" can finally be seen
    -Jinbei and Luffy are chillin' on a big rock, waiting for the medicine CALLED FRIENDSHIP to kick in

    -Heeeey...didn't Chopper say he wouldn't be able to move?
    -HA! I KNEW IT! HE WAS PLANNING THIS ALL ALONG!!!

    -Luffy still has his eyes closed, but calls Jinbei
    -everyone gets all happy Luffy's up
    -Jinbei's glad too, but his "awesome grumpy uncle" factor kinda blocks it out so you can't see it
    -Everyone cheers
    -Broshi talks to his dead mother
    -and Luffy does what I was waiting for him to do a looooong time now


    LUFFY : " Hey Jinbei....BE MY NAKAMA!!!"




    -excuse me while i dance my AW HELL YA dance
    -I AM SO GLAD
    -PLEASE SAY YES JINBEI
    -It would be a bit out-of-place for a crew member to pop up halfway through the New World so SAY YESSSSSSSSS
    -And with that, all that's left is the PARTAYYYY
    -and the identity of JOY BOY
    -I still say he's a japanese male stripper.




    -CHAPTER END



    -wait is that a tiger with 3 bamboo swords?
    -WTH?
    -that's the creepiest eagle i've seen.
    -Chopper turned into a racoon?

    -WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME JAPAN




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    ONE PIECE 649


    Spoiler:


    ONE PIECE 649

    "Dancing of breams and plaices" OR "STOP. PARTY TIME."



    -we start of with From The Decks Of The World #32 "God's pleased with this year's blessings as well"

    -God, chief, and weird ass bird/unicorn thing are chilling out on giant pumpkins, drinking some pumpkin juice.

    -Gan Fall must really enjoy it. He's so excited he lost his eyebrows.

    -Chief looks happy too. Retirement plans in One Piece must be nice.

    -Gan fall got himself Enel's pimp home. lucky bastard

    -the poneglyph is chillin' too.






    GA GA OH LA LA
    I WANT YOUR CHAPT-AAA






    -a heard of free ugly pirate appears!
    -ugly and free...not a good combo
    -I do like the one with a dog face hat. So stylish.
    -One of them thanks the Strawhats, with a face not even a mother could love. No wonder he became a pirate.
    -Damn, for fodder former slave pirates, they sure got guts. They wanna set sail for the new world already, and one of them already wants to be Pirate King.
    -After going through all that? Guts of steal my friends. Guts of steal.
    -The horse face minister asks about Hody's revenge will continue through hatin on fishman now
    -Eh....I don't really want to see anymore of Hody really...
    -Kingy leaves an ominous answer, and tells them that their island is "a rest and sightseeing spot" more like a harem with mermaids spot and they should let them go die in the new world




    -But then Kingy turns around to deal with the fishmen left from NFP

    -BEST TORTURE : FILLET
    -DO IT KINGY. CANNIBALISM IS DELICIOUS.

    -they beg Kingy for mercy
    -their case : that they didn't know Hody was THAT much of a head case

    KINGY : "You are criminals...you lie cheat and steal....probably killed a few guys in the coup you just tried to pull...and you are utter RACISTS. I think imma let you stay here."

    NFP REMNANTS : "say whaaaaaaaaaat???"

    -Not even the cutthroats think the king is in his right mind
    -But they don't mind. Just moving from one crazy half-fish to another.
    -The FI residents aren't too happy though. For obvious reasons.



    KINGY : "No no, they'll be working under the surveillance of my army. No problemo. And besides I'm gonna shut off the Fishman District so It's not like they'll have anywhere else to go."

    -Much symbolism in the shutting of of the place where all the hate festers.
    -10 Bucks says he'll open it up 5 years later due to overcrowding and then this will happen all over again.
    -Narrator narrates narratively. Say that 3 times fast.
    -Kingy asks where Luffy is
    -Broshi says he ran like the wind

    KING : "RAN?! WHY?!!"

    -BECAUSE HEROES DON'T SHARE DAMN IT.



    -We pan to Sunny, the bubble air balloon
    -Shiraboobs askes why they ran
    -Zoro then explains to shiraboobies the meaning of heroism.

    ZORO : "HEROES SHARE BOOZE DAMN IT. THEIR LIVES ARE HORRIBLE."

    -Nami just doesn't understand that theory.
    -Right around the corner Luffy is asking Jinbei why he doesn't wanna join

    -WHAT.
    -NO.
    -JINBEI.
    -STOP PLAYING HARD TO GET.



    -Mansopp and Chopper add to the Jinbei love
    -Jinbei says he can't "right now"

    -JINBEI STOP BEING A TSUNDERE. JOIN DAMN IT.

    -So Jinbei is liking the idea of some adventuring with Luffy and his crew but he's got "business to take care of"
    -Luffy no likey
    -Jinbei continues to give excuses explain what he has to do, but when he does those things, and if Luffy still would like him on his team even after those things, he'll join.

    -Jinbei this isn't a marriage. Just join the damn crew and make me a sandwich.

    -Luffy agrees none-the-less.



    -And so does the rest of the crew.
    -Jinbei thanks them for being so awesome
    -Zoro asks if they should make a run for the New World

    -NOT WITHOUT THE OBLIGATORY END OR ARC PARTY YOU'RE NOT

    -shiraboobs doesn't what them to leave.
    -Sanji agrees. Poor guy never really got to see the mermaid cafe
    -Usopp calls Sanji a perv. Mansopp says he agrees though.
    -Out of nowhere fodder soldier and den den pop up
    -Kingy wants to paaaaaaartaaaaay



    -Before we go to the party under the sea, we get a little explosion
    -Fishman District gets closed off
    -And Hody and Pals are now stuck in Ryuuguu Palace Tower Prison
    -I love how Muchi has his hair bandaged. Because that makes sense.
    -But then again lightning was coming out of that thing so i'm really not sure if it's hair at all anymore.



    -In the FI entrance Fodder tell Surume to throw out the trash
    -that's kinda cruel

    FODDER : "So we have no place to put him, so just through him somewhere waaaaaaay that way.... or something..."

    -Back in the Island the Fishle are buzzing with excitement, and gathering up the 3 utter necessities for a PROPER STRAWHAT PARTY

    1. Meat
    2. Booze
    and the occasional
    3. Sweets


    -We finally pan to party central
    -The strawhats are crusin on flatfish.
    -The lights are out, and everyone's nervous
    -Foddies are happy their heroes are here
    -Luffy is not happy. He want's all the meat.
    -BUT
    -the party's finally starting..!!
    -I see a light...!!!!
    -A mysterious shadow of a beauty on a stage...?!?!?!!!!
    -IT
    -IS ...!!!!!


    -.....
    -Susan Boyle.
    -Mermaid style.
    -This is creepy.
    -Well. At least the crew is enjoying it.
    -Then some jazz~ FI is so classy
    -Then suddenly mermaids!
    -Sanji will probably die in this party. God rest his extremely uncomplicated soul.
    -He screams "KYAAA"
    -I will wait till this comes out on the anime. Then use it as a ringtone.


    -We get get a nice big 2 page spread of one HELL of a party
    -I mean honestly all that's missing is Ariel popping up with Sebastian and singing "Under the sea"
    -The only thing that looks completely out of place is the minister on the right side of the page
    -He looks like a stalker really. Like a boogey man peeping on the mermaids. and Nami and Robin. And Susan Boyle.


    -We get a series of exposition pan-panels
    -We get a shot of 2 EXTREMES on how a mermaid can end up in life
    -Then we see how cute things sometimes come with one ugly thing. in a bow tie.
    -Then we see that Anti-heroes are the best heroes, as they get all the girls
    -Then that MANLY MEN drink till mermaids start to spin around their heads
    -And that being a skeleton rock star is the best think you can ever be, and anything else, you might as well be a chunk of stone



    -The party continues
    -Robin shows she's letting loose by raising her shades ABOVE her hair line. SO IMMODEST.
    -Book joins Boyle
    -Nami wins a drinking match against Broshi. Damn does that woman know how to hold her alcohol.
    -Much partying is made, had, and enjoyed.



    -So we pan to a extremely drunk king coming out of partyland
    -Robin want's to chat

    ROBIN : "I thought we would be able to be alone right now..."

    -I think Robin has a thing for fishmen.
    -So does Kingy
    -Kingy says he would never betray otohime
    -Robin ignores him like a pro. You can't ignore a line like that with a poker-face like that unless you're a pro.
    -Robin asks the million beri question "Who's Joyboy?"
    -japanesemalestripper
    -Kingy is shocked Robin can read the poneglyph
    -Robin gives Kingy a little explanation and tells him she won't force him into saying anything
    -Kingy says he trusts her so he will
    -Well you should. They did just save your country..


    -How long has it been since we get some juicy details about the Void History? I'm so excited~
    - So Joyboy is some dude from 800 years ago, and the poneglyph was left by the last mermaid princess
    -Basically, the message is an apology from Joyboy for breaking his promise with FI about.....well....someday someone was supposed to do something but i guess it didn't happen.
    -Kingy still has hope for whatever this thing is so he's OK with waiting it out some more.
    -Well. FI has been waiting for 800+ years. Why not wait a few more.



    -Robin tells Kingy that she heard Noah got carried away by Sea kings, and asks if Joyboy could also chat with them
    -Kingy debunks that theory, and says the mermaid princess is the only one who has that ability
    -And he says it in the most Un-kingly position ever. Why is he in the fetal position? That alcohol must really screwed his balance up
    -Robin asks in princess boobs has the ability to talk to giant monsters
    -Kingy says yup
    -and that it isn't a good thing
    -Robin understands
    -But knowing robin, she probably knows the answers of the universe as well, but she's just too stingy to tell us
    -She read back in Enel-land that one of the ancient weapons was around here, then she asks is the mermaid princess back then had a "certain name"
    -huh. I wonder where this is going...


    -She says that since princess shiraboobs had the same ability, then she inherited her name as well
    -...eh.
    -makes some sense I guess..
    -She continues to say her other name must be Poseidon.
    -....
    -………….
    -………………………

    -*BREATHES IN*







    -I. Will never. Call her names. Ever again.




    -CHAPTER END



    ~#$%** crazy dabble **%$#~


    I was gonna draw Shirahoshi as the terminator. But then I died half way through.






    ONE PIECE 650


    Spoiler:


    ONE PIECE 650


    "The two changes you need to know about" OR "Shit went down while you were on vacation so sit down and listen up"


    -we start of with From The Decks Of The World #33 "Tonjit from long ring long land got grandchildren"

    -Tonjit is chillin with his family, reading the daily news, eating stinky cheese.

    -My stomach is churning just watching him eat that.




    SHIBOOZILLLAAAAAAA




    -Robin continues to explain a bit of history
    -but before that, let us all join in a WHATJUSTHAPPENED moment



    -Ok. now that that's out of the way, Robin explains that FOR SOME REASONhumans are shitty no matter which universe you're in power that can kill a bunch of stuff exists.
    -There are not 2, but 3 big bad weapons. Pluton, kingy's butt Uranus, and distructo boobs Poseidon
    -and Shirabo-....
    -Shirahoshi. is one of them.
    -INDEED.


    -Kingy and Robin chat about weapons and their effects while a suspicious mud-like substance with an ear listens in to the conversation
    -HELLO LONG LOST MADMAN.
    -So Caribou gets excited for eavesdropping on one hell of a conversation. Really, the kind of conversation you would rather NOT be listening in on. But this is Caribou. He enjoys it. With his abnormal tongue.
    -*shivers*
    -We pan back to the partaaay and Jinbei tells Luffy he's gonna update him on the big happenings of the world
    -Luffy tells the manfish he's gonna grab some food first.



    -Right around the corner, Zoro is snoozing, Nami is drunk, Usopp caved into his food craving after 2 years, and Sanji is Sanji.
    -They move away from the party to talk politics.
    -This won't end well. Luffy will probably forget everything the minute he says it.
    -Oh well.
    -So one of the big things that happened while they were away is..
    -Akainu and Aokiji had a big fight!!
    -OH~!!!!
    -WHAT TIMING!
    -Republicans and Democrats are also fighting it out in this world as well.
    -So Aokiji is..... Obama....and Akainu is........probably Rick Perry....you know....cuz they enjoy executions.....and FIRING people
    -[TROLL FACE]
    -So evidently, after Sengoku retired he recommended Iceman to fill in his position. But like any other government, a bunch of old white people want to mess with everyone so they decided to support ....you know....the guy who punches holes in other people.


    -So Aokiji normally doesn't give a damn, but the Iceman didn't really like Punchy, so they got into a fight for the position of Marine King on an unknown island.
    -And then they fought for 10 days.
    -...
    -10 DAYS.
    -...
    -That island probably doesn't even exist anymore.
    -But at the end of the day, or in this case, 10 days, a winner emerged.


    -AKAINU
    -But then again..ice against lava is pretty straight forward.
    -But this is One Piece..so you never know...
    -Luffy isn't too happy about that
    -Luffy asks with a serious expression and a mouth full of meat if Mr. Lazy justice died
    -Mr. Handsome says that while they both beat each other pretty badly, Akainu spared Aokiji's life, but Aokiji...couldn't TAKE THE HEAT OOHOHO so he left the marines and now has a full time job as Robin's stalker
    -Jinbei says that no one knows where he is anymore Robin's closet or what he's thinking
    -But bottom line is, the world gov. lost a quite a bit of their power


    -So to fill that gap in power the Gov. decided to make the marines more Justicey.
    -So they poop up baby akainus minus the lava and chest punching

    JINBEI : "Ok, so know i'm gonna tell you the 2 big things that happened"

    -Whaaaaaaaa?! You mean the 10 day long would be death match between gov. people is NOT one of the big things that happened?
    -Damn.

    JINBEI : "So the Gov. is pooping up baby akainus minus the lava and chest punching."

    -Oh. OK. We already went through that.

    JINBEI : "The other thing is Blackbeard is being a major ass. Also, he's advancing in the New World."

    -ha. Luffy got up. Knew he wasn't gonna last a minute.
    -So Jinbei tells the crew that Blackbeard knows the seas pretty well, and after Papa Whiteawesomebeard died he took over.
    -The bastard.
    -And now that he has not one, but 2 devil fruits the public has named him...!!!



    -One of the four emperors.
    -well. That's too be expected.

    JINBEI : "That son of a bitch..!!!"

    -Indeed

    -So the rumor is that they found out a way to kill people and take their abilities
    -So wait....they can kill anyone and get anyone's ability??
    -so...the dudes can get as much Devil fruit powers as they want..? There isn't a limit to the number they can get?
    -damn...
    -talk about a mary sue....

    CHOPPER : "THERE GONNA COME AFTER ME!!"

    -chopper.....i see your abilities aren't the only thing that grew...but you're self-esteem as well...
    -Jinbei tries to reason with Luffy on what he has to do, but luffy is too busy munching on some grub



    -Jinbei tells Luffy to LISTEN LIKE A CAPTAIN IS SUPPOSED TO DO

    CHOPPER : "huh? Captains are supposed to listen? I thought the captain was the guy who doesn't listen to anyone."

    -Ah Chopper...some things never change....
    -Jinbei is angry but Sanji's got it covered
    -Luffy is liking the sweets
    -Even more than the meat i might add!!
    -huh....I guess there's a first for everything.
    -Luffy tells his new crewmate-YES. YES HE IS- not to be so serious. Cuz things are fun when you don't plan
    -Jinbei is getting a taste of Luffy as a captain. The rest of the crew give a knowing nod. Zoro snores.
    -Luffy asks Keimi where Shirahoshi is, but it seams she can't hold her Liquor so she headed to bed
    -huh.
    -Weapon of mass destruction and can't hold her liquor.
    -The irony. I can swim in it.
    -All of a sudden though....The monster trio "sense a wild animal" in the castle
    -Looks like the monster trio all have some CoO in them~



    -Back in the Palace, Shirahoshi is getting....
    -well....
    -attacked....
    -again....
    -for probably the millionth time in one day.
    -I actually feel sorry for her. Life must be so ....weird....
    -Anyway, Creepy swamp guy with and equally unnerving tongue is capturing the princess.
    -Because of money.
    -and power.
    -And every princess needs a Bowser. True story.
    -Btw his crew is ok. I was sure they died....you know...drowning in 1000 meters underwater with that much pressure and all....
    -Or Caribou has other "Bros" we don't know about.



    -Luffy walks in like a boss with his equally awesome pals
    -As poker-faced as a man can be while eating a huge piece of meat.
    -Man. If someone has worse luck than Shirohoshi, it's Caribou.
    -Luffy sends him flying off into the ocean below.....below...
    -Shirahoshi shows her gratitude by rubbing her face on Luffy.
    -Luffy doesn't care
    -Sanji on the other had....



    -Seahorse minister apologizes for the bad protection detail
    -Ha. Imagine if he knew she was Ancient weapon. He'd probably commit suicide.
    -He points at the place he might have broke in from.
    -Only he didn't break in. There's a huge tower cut in half. He probably just walked in.
    -Jamaican Starfish knows who actually did that, but Zoro tells him to shut it
    -Nami comes into the scene at the mention of "Thief"
    -She figures out that someone has a huge bunch of imperial treasure
    -And Luffy and Zoro sense a very bad Nami incident coming up.



    -Nami asks why Kingy isn't running after them, and Kingy says he's OK with it since people's lives are safe
    -Nami gains the obligatory Beri signs for eyes and asks what happens if they found the treasure
    -Kingy says she can keep it
    -Nami decides the best way to get the treasure is to retrace Luffy's steps to find Caribou.
    -by punching them
    -I think it will actually work pretty well
    -BUT THEN!
    -A bearded fish pops up and tells the king the Hodi has...!!!!!!!!


    -..HE...!!!!
    -Has....!!....
    -...
    -..
    -.
    -TURNED INTO SANTA

    -Now this is a state you don't see bad guys in.
    -The grandpa state.
    -Look at Hyouzou. He's so confused he doesn't know if he's drunk or not.
    -Muchi is trying to strike a pose but is failing very badly at it.
    -Daruma Looks like the old bull dog from hell
    -Dosun is trying his hardest to make a fist pump but can't raise it above his own head.
    -Zeo ....don't count. Because he got old on purpose.
    -But Hody.....Hody....
    -Looks like Santa with tattoos.
    -And no teeth.


    -All the Kings fishes and all the kinds men are completely weirded out by Hody again
    -HODY GREW A MUSTACHE
    -OH GOD
    -HE LOOKS 80% MORE HANDSOME NOW
    -He tries to snap the bars...
    -but then snaps his own hand.
    -Broshi is as shocked as the rest of us
    -Seahorse minister puts one and one together
    -Hody admits.
    -...
    -withamustashe



    KINGY : "One legend said they were magic pills that gave a man the strength of a thousand men....Another said that they just made people older..."

    -WHO KNEW THEY DID BOTH
    -The general moral learned is you really shouldn't do drugs
    -Hody doesn't wanna hear it.
    -can he even hear it? He's old now so...

    KINGY : "I'll have to reconsider your penal details."

    -Another way of saying "I have no idea what to do with you now."



    -Hody tries to bait Broshi, but Broshi's too grown up now
    -Tells Hody he doesn't hate him anymore, and to shut up cuz kids might here him
    -We pan away from Santaladen (deadly combo I know) and to Minister of the left and a soldier
    -It turns out Big Mom's sent some of her men to get some candy
    -But since Hody vandalized the factory, they won't be able to pay up their ....candy ...money...
    -Also, Luffy kinda wiped out the rest of the candy at the party
    -The Minister isn't too happy with this


    MINISTER LEFTY : "Big Mom is one of the four emperors.....A monster that would even attack an entire country Just for candy!!!"


    -Huh.
    -Sounds like my sister.



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    Last edited by DerangedBones; February 17th, 2012 at 05:32 AM.
    Why is OP's animation so low tier now its breaking my hearto :(
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    You almost kill me, im laughing too much.
    Looking foward to your animations.


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    I'll probably be looking forward for those as much as the chapters themselves.

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    So are you also going to post your animations and comics here or will you make a separate thread in the arts sub-forum?


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    hmmm... that's a good question. I think i'll put everything here instead of look for them in and around the creativity thread. What do you think?
    Why is OP's animation so low tier now its breaking my hearto :(
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    Well it might get confusing to have everything in the same thread, even though manga reviews only happen once a week. If you continue to make a lot of art/animation (which I hope you do), then a separate art thread is probably best for easier navigation when people want to browse strictly art stuff. You can make a thread here if you wish:

    http://apforums.net/forumdisplay.php?f=49


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    Good idea. Yeah this thread would probably be very messy if it had everything in it. Thanks for the suggestion! I'll have my art thread up tomorrow:)
    Why is OP's animation so low tier now its breaking my hearto :(
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    Good idea. Yeah this thread would probably be very messy if it had everything in it. Thanks for the suggestion! I'll have my art thread up tomorrow:)
    Yet another thread I will probably visit often. Thanks again.

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    Its nice to finally have all the reviews in one convenient thread. I love the flashy laptop flip. I'll be following your gif/art thread more closely as I try to improve my gif making skills. Looking forward to that.

    The era of Whitebeard is over. The time of Brownbeard, has come.

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    I like the comic of Zoro lol. Zoro shirtless etc., Robin thinking dirty thoughts of him and Hyouzo, and him using "Nothing happened!" as a meme-type thing.

    Your signature... Dear God your signature... I dare say that's the best one I've ever seen.


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    DB, what's your tumblr? I want to find your comic on there but I don't know how. Plus, asksouthbird is feeling bored

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    I praise you! I wouldn't mind for you to make a 3d panorama picture of hody's rape face ...

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    its http://www.tumblr.com/tumblelog/derangedbones

    Though i only got one to post my gifs and pics so i can post them here. I don't really blog anything there...and i have no idea how to post high resolution pics on there either.
    Teach me. :|
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    "Request denied"? :(

    Mine is pretty new, so I'm still working out some kinks. On the dashboard, there should be a line of options: Text, Photos, Quotes, Links, etc.

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    I didn't deny anything :I
    my internet has a mind of it's own :I
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    怪しいこれ。 まあ、いいよ。         

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    仕方が無い。。。
    何も完璧ではありません。
    Why is OP's animation so low tier now its breaking my hearto :(
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    なぜ我々は日本語で話している ?

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    I spy Google Translations. さあな。  私のせいじゃない。

    DBさん、次の評説は?

    I feel tempted to make my own of one, but I'm not sure how well it'd be in comparison.

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    why we are speaking googlnese, i don't know.

    and @rubia_ryu, I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that you wanna do a little review of your own. Go for it! The only reason I didn't do these earlier is because i thought they wouldn't be funny enough. But once i got typing i couldn't stop! so i think you should give it a go!
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