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    its all fun and games until you reached your climax, noticing that you missed your target, while your jizz is being bounced back by the wall, and now its floating everywhere

    must be fun jizzing all over yourself
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    これは私達によって考え日本人行った! 私達は狂気である

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    yes, i completely understand what you just typed
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    ramza why would jizz bounce just because you are in zero g?
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    What the...? Holy smurf am I slow! Until this statement of yours I never even realized that an octopus is actually serving octopusballs. Talk about not seeing the forest because of too many trees. *facepalm*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gorlom View Post
    ramza why would jizz bounce just because you are in zero g?
    Because space makes stuff unsticky, DUH!

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    But why did it stick to your face then? eh eh? answer THAT if you can! =P
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    What the...? Holy smurf am I slow! Until this statement of yours I never even realized that an octopus is actually serving octopusballs. Talk about not seeing the forest because of too many trees. *facepalm*

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    Bukkake magnetism.

    ...I can't believe I just typed that.

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    But in space, everyone will get fat, and then it'll be fat people love. Ick.

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    There wouldn't be any fat people in space because the astronauts are required to exercise on a regular basis in order to reduce the loss of muscle and bone mass... unless they were fat to begin with... hmmm...

    Anyway, it has been proven that living in a zero-gravity environment is detrimental to one's health.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Earthworm Zim View Post
    Another stellar thread by GOLDENEYE
    That's what I thought when I saw the thread title and the name of the kid who started it.


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    ... you also wanted to make a bad pun?
    Quote Originally Posted by Ivotas View Post
    What the...? Holy smurf am I slow! Until this statement of yours I never even realized that an octopus is actually serving octopusballs. Talk about not seeing the forest because of too many trees. *facepalm*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dragon Warrior View Post
    But in space, everyone will get fat, and then it'll be fat people love. Ick.
    JUST LIKE IN WALL-E~!

    ......go see wall-e.

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    If that actually happens, then we've got a new hour-long special for Spice Network.

    "Deep Space Chicks 9"

    "Sperm Wars"

    "Cock Rockets"

    "One Small Erection for Man, One Giant Orgasm for Man-Kind"



    I could go on all day...

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    We'd just solve the problem with artificial insemination.

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    ...

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    What problem exactly? And why is it a problem?
    Quote Originally Posted by Ivotas View Post
    What the...? Holy smurf am I slow! Until this statement of yours I never even realized that an octopus is actually serving octopusballs. Talk about not seeing the forest because of too many trees. *facepalm*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gorlom View Post
    ramza why would jizz bounce just because you are in zero g?
    do u stick to the wall when u ram into it?

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    But why did it stick to your face then? eh eh? answer THAT if you can! =P
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    FOOOOOHAHAHAHA, such a gay idea, and when I saw this post, I knew for some reason that the first ones do it is the gay Japanese (they are the ones who created everything: first TV, first radio, even first boats)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ramza View Post
    do u stick to the wall when u ram into it?
    According to the laws of bukkake magnetism it seems I would (if I weant face first)...
    Quote Originally Posted by Ivotas View Post
    What the...? Holy smurf am I slow! Until this statement of yours I never even realized that an octopus is actually serving octopusballs. Talk about not seeing the forest because of too many trees. *facepalm*

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    u must have got bad grades in grade 10 science
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    Ramza this joke is starting to drag on too far. The sheer stupidity of bukkake science should have been left alone after crosswords post.
    Quote Originally Posted by Ivotas View Post
    What the...? Holy smurf am I slow! Until this statement of yours I never even realized that an octopus is actually serving octopusballs. Talk about not seeing the forest because of too many trees. *facepalm*

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